I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread) - Page 9

Befolder · #81 01-14-2007, 03:52 AM

That's just gross Beni.

FYI, it's my turn to run bad at pokering. The last week has been brutal.

bennyhana · #82 01-14-2007, 05:09 AM

Here's another lovely one. Button is one of those that you just hate losing to. Table coach that has all of "us" figured out cause we are playing textbook poker.

At least I cashed.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (3 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero (t4640)
BB (t4600)
Button (t4260)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to t400, Hero raises to t1200, 1 fold, Button calls t800.

Flop: (t2600) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets t1000, Button raises to t3060, Hero calls t2060.

Turn: (t8720) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t8720) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: t8720

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jc 8d (two pair, jacks and eights).
Button has 3h 3d (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: Button wins t8720.

milesdyson · #83 01-14-2007, 05:54 AM

Wtf Flop Action

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, MP raises, 1 fold, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP bets, SB calls, Hero raises, UTG calls, MP 3-bets, SB calls, Hero caps, UTG folds, MP calls $2 (All-In), SB folds.

Turn: (10.20 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (10.20 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 10.20 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has 6d 3d (flush, ten high).
MP has Js 5s (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.20 BB. 

King High is A Great Hand

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

River: (6 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Jd Td (one pair, fives).
Hero has Ts Kh (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 8 BB. 

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
3 folds, SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (3 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

River: (5 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 6c 5s (one pair, eights).
Hero has 4h Kd (two pair, eights and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 7 BB. 

Donking is Funt

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Button raises, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button folds, SB folds.

Final Pot: 6.50 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins 6.50 BB.

nerdking · #84 01-14-2007, 07:39 AM

7k hands at .50/1. Most of them looking like this.

hero is 15.59/11.74/5.5 and DOWN 19BB for this 1000 hand session due to hands like THIS

Jan 13 8:20 am

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) nerdking is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
3 folds, MP1 raises, 4 folds, SB calls, nerdking 3-bets, MP1 calls, SB calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9SB, 3 players)
SB checks, nerdking bets, MP1 raises, SB folds, nerdking 3-bets, MP1 calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (7.5BB, 2 players)
nerdking bets, MP1 calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9.5BB, 2 players)
nerdking bets, MP1 calls.

villain enjoys long walks on the beach, donking out on other players, and going 3 bets preflop with Jh8h.

Results:
Final pot: 11.5BB

Jan 13 9:42 am

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) nerdking is UTG+2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, nerdking raises, 5 folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5SB, 2 players)
SB bets, nerdking raises, SB calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4.5BB, 2 players)
SB checks, nerdking bets, SB calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6.5BB, 2 players)
SB checks, nerdking bets, SB raises, nerdking calls.

Results:
Final pot: 10.5BB

our pal across the table decided that cold calling K8 SOOTED HU in the SB would be fun.

Jan 13 9:45 am

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) nerdking is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, nerdking 3-bets, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (19SB, 6 players)
nerdking bets, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (12.5BB, 6 players)
nerdking checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 bets, MP2 calls, 2 folds, nerdking folds, UTG+1 folds.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (14.5BB, 2 players)
UTG+2 bets, MP2 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16.5BB

Loosest, passivest, calling stationest donkey at the table has a flush

DrModern · #85 01-14-2007, 10:15 AM

John's complaining about Lou Dobbs (who I don't love either) has made me wonder what the general political views of 2p2 are like. I think the best way to evaluate this is the Political Compass. Read about it, take the test, and then post your results. Here are mine:

Economic: -3.38
Social: -4.97

This means I'm fairly liberal--i.e. to the left of center--economical, and rather strongly libertarian socially.

train. · #86 01-14-2007, 10:37 AM

Who dat?

Cha Ching!

Here's hopin' for a Seattle win today. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

KingOtter · #87 01-14-2007, 11:05 AM

[ QUOTE ]
John's complaining about Lou Dobbs (who I don't love either) has made me wonder what the general political views of 2p2 are like. I think the best way to evaluate this is the Political Compass. Read about it, take the test, and then post your results. Here are mine:

Economic: -3.38
Social: -4.97

This means I'm fairly liberal--i.e. to the left of center--economical, and rather strongly libertarian socially.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hence your attraction to hipster music, I guess.

Moi:
Economic Left/Right: 4.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.49

Edit:

Miles! Where you been... I was just thinking that you hadn't posted in a while.

kerowo · #88 01-14-2007, 12:05 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Who dat?

Cha Ching!

Here's hopin' for a Seattle win today. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know that it matters too much. If Chicago wins today (which I'm hoping they aren't) what's his name (QB, slipped my mind) will probably have a craptacular game against the Saints. If Seattle wins I don't know that they have much chance against the Saints unless they finally start playing well.

HouseCalls · #89 01-14-2007, 12:08 PM

4.88 / -0.67 hmmmmmmmm

Buzz-cp · #90 01-14-2007, 12:32 PM

I am Gandhi.

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