Jokes that push the envelope

[Golden_Rhino]

What do you call a Canadian with Downes Syndrome??

<font color="white"> American </font>

[TheWorstPlayer]

How many Jews fit in a Volkswagen?
6 million in the ashtrays.

What's green and sits on my porch?
My [n-word] and I'll paint him any color I want.

Why was it possible to have the Million Man March?
No one had to take off from work.

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He hurts his nose.

Why do Jews have big noses?
'cause air is free.

What's the object of the Jewish football game?
To get the quarter back.

One white man and one black man, what do you call the white man?
Defense attorney.

One white man and two black men, what do you call the white man?
Victim.

[guids]

Why cant a woman be president?



Because she'd menstrate all over the constitution.

[illeagle]

Why did God create the Gentiles?

<font color="white">Someone has to pay retail.</font>

[Gary Stevenson]

[ QUOTE ]
Want to hear a joke?
<font color="white"> Women's rights </font>

Why shouldn't you give a woman a watch?
<font color="white"> There's a clock on the oven </font>

How many men does it take to open a beer?
<font color="white"> None, it should be open when she brings it. </font>

Why did the woman cross the road?
<font color="white"> That doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen? </font>

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
<font color="white"> Its evolutionary, so they can stand closer to the counter. </font>

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brilliant

[Pokeraddict]

This is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the great laughs.

[DDH]

In fact, pretty much this whole comic strip is so very wrong.

[surfinillini]

What did the black guy get on his SATs? (answer in white)

<font color="white"> BBQ Sauce </font>

[Magisastar]

What does the Ethiopian flag look like???




<font color="white"> </font> Dunno, they ate it.

[kongo_totte]

[ QUOTE ]
What's the difference between a burrito and a baby?
A: <font color="white">I don't cum on my burrito before I eat it. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

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