November Whine Thread

[tubasteve]

damn registrar, and i thought i got retarded tonight, i think you got me beat homie

[registrar]

Easily. I'm not even going to say what my hand was. Or what the flop was. Or the action.

Oh, the JJ<Q6 was the bustout, BTW. Not the fancy play I pulled on the bubble.

[Mr.Poker]

You should all consider yourselves lucky, I haven't had internet at home since mid-spetember and therefore have not played a hand online since. I cant wait for my next bad beat! My head is about to explode!

Aarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[schwah]

ACHAHCHACHCAH

im the only sane player at my 100r starting table but still manage to get in for 1100 (qq vs aa, set under set, missed nfd, and AK vs AQ during 1st hour, lost all of them)

finally double with AK vs AT and hit the break with like 7k

promptly get qq vs kk in the blinds and lose

also managed to dump 350 in the 50r but havent gotten coolered in that yet

folded AKo with 1400 from the bb in the pca dso... 50/100, utg1 raises, mp shoves, sb calls. they have JJ and TT and flop is like AAAAAKAKAKKAKAKAKAK or something obv. lose a coinflip 2 hands later and im out.

also getting killed in all the micro tourneys ive played but in those i just laugh when some clueless monkeytard 3 outs me.

poker can smfd

[Bidz]

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poker can smfd

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QFT

I'm so tired of it, I'm playing itty bitty turbo HORSE SNGs because I'm bored of all the old ways of getting sucked out on, and at least it's not nearly as dull getting out-donked in razz and stud.

[registrar]

No - it's all fine. I lost a race, in the bubble. Nothing bad happened before that. There was no injustice. God isn't picking on me for maintaining his non-existence.

[JSchnett]

[censored] poker

[TwistedEcho]

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[censored] 180man sngs

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[THAY3R]

Final Table :

Yea, he's definately ahead of my range here :

PokerStars Game #6932814195: Tournament #35144126, $100+$9 Hold'em Pot Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/11/07 - 18:06:49 (ET)
Table '35144126 2' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: LeBrain (5930 in chips)
Seat 2: ThePhen0m (1855 in chips)
Seat 3: TexRob (19958 in chips)
Seat 4: jrainbow (3703 in chips)
Seat 5: brealz (7057 in chips)
Seat 6: LuckyLady519 (7190 in chips)
Seat 7: THAY3R (7775 in chips)
Seat 8: btrourke (8129 in chips)
Seat 9: GB2005 (5903 in chips)
brealz: posts small blind 200
LuckyLady519: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to THAY3R [9d 9c]
THAY3R: calls 400
btrourke: folds
GB2005: folds
LeBrain: raises 1200 to 1600
ThePhen0m: folds
TexRob: folds
jrainbow: folds
brealz: folds
LuckyLady519: folds
THAY3R: raises 3800 to 5400
LeBrain: calls 3800
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jd 3c]
THAY3R: bets 800
LeBrain: calls 530 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qh Jd 3c] [2s]
GB2005 said, "22"
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jd 3c 2s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THAY3R: shows [9d 9c] (a pair of Nines)
LeBrain: shows [Ah Th] (a pair of Tens)
THAY3R said, "sick"
LeBrain collected 12460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12460 | Rake 0
Board [Qh Jd 3c 2s Ts]
Seat 1: LeBrain showed [Ah Th] and won (12460) with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: ThePhen0m folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TexRob folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jrainbow (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: brealz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: LuckyLady519 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: THAY3R showed [9d 9c] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 8: btrourke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: GB2005 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[cameronw01]

I haven't posted in this since like July I think. 200 left, if he calls and loses I have 2x second place's chips, he folds I have 10k more than second.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero (t26852)</font>
CO (t8275)
Button (t4139)
SB (t4775)
BB (t9851)
UTG (t6053)
<font color="#C00000">UTG+1 (t18690)</font>
MP1 (t10550)
MP2 (t4753)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to t1200</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls t1200, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>.

Flop: (t2600) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets t1200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t4200</font>, UTG+1 calls t3000.

Turn: (t11000) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t21427 (All-In)</font>, UTG+1 calls t13265 (All-In).

River: (t45692) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t45692

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has Kd Ah (flush, ace high).
Hero has 7s 8s (straight, jack high).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t37530. Hero wins t8162. </font>

Any muslim clerics in the area? A fatwa on Lee Jones.