the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard

[Philuva]

I went to elementry school outside of philly. In 6th grade, we were taking a bus for a field trip down to philly for the taping of Duble Dare. One of my classmates asks, "It's not going to be one of those buses with lots of black people on it, is it?"

Not that it matters, but we did have 2 black kids in our class.

[nuggetz87]

both the holocaust joke and the salty semen joke are waaaaaaaaaay old and i don't know why you guys are trying to pass them off as your own.

i'm stupid can't remember any glaringly awkward comments i've made [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Hopey]

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

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you are dumb.

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O RLY?

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I love it when people try to pass off these kinds of stories as their own.

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Wait so my friend was lying?

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Yeah, and so was my friend's brother's roommate.

[Suigin406]

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After hearing that someone lost a grandfather in the holocaust, my genuis friend replied,

"I did too. He fell off a guard tower."

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I don't get it. Somebody please PM the explanation.

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LOL

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aiy

[Suigin406]

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At a company dinner to welcome new members of the management team.

CEO makes comment about our CTO, Steven H_____, "He says I'm special because I'm the only one he'll let call him Steve."

I say, "Really? He says I'm special because I'm the only one he'll let stick a tongue up his ass."

Jaws dropped.

This was not the first time I had been way off color, though. The first person to recover and say anything was the CFO. "There's the line. There's over the line. And then there's Steve G_____"

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dude, my jaw just dropped...

[Suigin406]

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I was at a cricket game and sitting on a grass bank which is pretty packed. I'm pretty smashed, kind of lying down/leaning back, and in my peripheral vision I see that the guy sitting to the right of me has one leg shaved, and one leg unshaved. So I turn to a friend and quietly say, "Hey look at that guy, he's got one leg shaved and not the other". My friend tells me to STFU, but curious, I turn and ask the guy why he has chosen to shave only one of his legs. At this point [this should be pretty obvious] I realise that his "shaven" leg is actually prosthetic... Luckily, he realised that I was a drunken idiot rather than a sober douchebag, so he laughed it off rather than taking his leg off and beating me to death with it.

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jeez man, how could u not realize this...??

[nubs]

When I was about 11 me and my mom went to the airport to pick up some family. Her purse ended up being searched after it went through the x-ray machine. As the security woman wraps up the search I look to my mom and say "It's a good thing they didn't find the bomb in there."

The security officer gives me a nasty look, but it is obvious I am being a smartass kid and don't know any better. My mom was mortified.

[BWebb]

When I was about 8 years old, a woman where my mom worked had the last name "Schlept" or something similiar. She moved up the ladder pretty quickly, which resulted in my mom and her close friends coining the term "Schlept slept around". Well, I happpened to be with my mom and a bunch of her co-workers, including bosses, when they mentioned Schlept. Without missing a beat, I toss out "Schlept slept around". At the time, I was clueless as to what I did. I can only now appreciate the akwardness my mom must have felt.

[DarkForceRising]

Heard- Black English teacher assigns book-report. Book reported must be authored by African-American. Some kid asks why we can't read a book written by a 'normal' author. Groans and uncomfortable giggles ensued.

Get to talking to hot 20-something and her unattractive 30-something friend at breakfast after the bar. Friend asks if they are mother and daughter. Very hard laughter ensued.

[Pudge714]

Most of this thread has been pretty weak.

I have a friend who was on a bus for thewith his mom. For the first time in his life he saw a black person. He just starts pointing at him screaming "look Mommy it's a monkey" over and over again.