Possible gay roommate beat

[bigt2k4]

in freshman year in residence I shared a bathroom with a gay guy. (setup is 2 people in one room and then a conjoining bathroom between the 2 rooms) He would always make fun of [censored] and it was quite funny. He also, would bring home a different guy every week and do them in his room. He would tell us funny stories about his homosexual experiences too, which kind of grossed us out, but were funny noentheless like when the one guy gave him the worst oral he ever thought possible, or the other guy who was known as the inch.

His roommate eventually didn't care anymore and one time his roommate woke up and across from him he saw him and his new partner for the night cuddling naked with eachother. All he did was get up and walk out. We are all still friends with the gay guy and even went to his homosexual party last year where we were hit on a lot(since everyone except us that was there was gay, so everyone assumed we were too)

edit: oh and he was always the man in the relationship(said he never caught before, and in grade 9 he was straight and lost his virginity to a girl, but he hated it so much and finds vaginas so gross that it turned him gay). He was never as gay as to actually drink coolers though, as he drank beer and liquor only.

[McBusto]

I saw some gay people once. Freaky stuff.

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I saw some gay people once. Freaky stuff.

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#6 in Top 10 McBusto posts.

[Keepitsimple]

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in freshman year in residence I shared a bathroom with a gay guy. (setup is 2 people in one room and then a conjoining bathroom between the 2 rooms) He would always make fun of [censored] and it was quite funny. He also, would bring home a different guy every week and do them in his room. He would tell us funny stories about his homosexual experiences too, which kind of grossed us out, but were funny noentheless like when the one guy gave him the worst oral he ever thought possible, or the other guy who was known as the inch.

His roommate eventually didn't care anymore and one time his roommate woke up and across from him he saw him and his new partner for the night cuddling naked with eachother. All he did was get up and walk out. We are all still friends with the gay guy and even went to his homosexual party last year where we were hit on a lot(since everyone except us that was there was gay, so everyone assumed we were too)

edit: oh and he was always the man in the relationship(said he never caught before, and in grade 9 he was straight and lost his virginity to a girl, but he hated it so much and finds vaginas so gross that it turned him gay). He was never as gay as to actually drink coolers though, as he drank beer and liquor only.

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awesome story

[Prevaricator]

LYNCH ALL THE QUEERS!!!

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Im not anti gay or anything but I would have shoved a dynamite stick down his throat

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So my friend says: "You don't care that he's gay?" ... says he searched his new roomates computer when he was gone, and found just over 14 hours of gay porn ... he transfered schools

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both of these quotes are absolutely pitiful

[PayOffWizard]

LOL COOLERAMENTS

[The Don]

We used to have bitch beer night every once in a while, it was actually pretty fun and everyone would get extremely hammered... not to mention a ton of chicks would want to come.

Anyway, that stuff is heartburn in a bottle and I can't drink it anymore.

[DaDizz]

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A stick of dynamite down somebody's throat is definitely anit-SOMETHING, Dizzy.

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ya i see what ur sayin... i guess im anti-nakedbeatinofftosamesexpornindoubleroom

[aejones]

Homophobic implies some sort of fear. I'm certainly not afraid of them. I think they're pretty weird most of the time, but I can get along with them as long as they aren't very open and ridiculous about it. I probably dislike them, but I'm certainly not afraid of them, and I wouldn't quite call myself a gay-hater.