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[ilya]

Gambler

[ilya]

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I just wanna say one word to you. Just one word.
Plastics.

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This has to win, I mean, really.

[jgunnip]

Plumber

[TravestyFund]

Bones,

you da man for this thread, helped me out a lot. I am in houston right now, where I grew up, and I keep runnin into old friends/randoms and Im sick and tired of telling them what I do and them replying with:

"Be careful, dont lose all your money! I had a friend once who gambled online and he blah blah blah." [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

So, Ive been trying to think of a non-explainable area of expertise to claim to people that I really dont want to talk to.

[AMT]

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Bones,

you da man for this thread, helped me out a lot. I am in houston right now, where I grew up, and I kepp runnin into old friends/randoms and Im sick and tired of telling them what I do and them replying with:

"Be careful, dont lose all your money! I had a friend once who gambled online and he blah blah blah." [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

So, Ive been trying to think of a non-explainable area of expertise to claim to people that I relly dont want to talk to.

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i got it bones

"unmentionable". IF THIS DOESNT WIN, THIS [censored] IS RIGGED!

[Indiana]

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I just wanna say one word to you. Just one word.
Plastics.

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This has to win, I mean, really.

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Clay mining

[kevkev60614]

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Bones said I'm winning so far!

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Rigged.

Here's some more:
Big Blind
Capitalist
Breakdancer
Flexibility Coach
Warmonger
Elite
Gold digger
Fish shipper
Harpoonist
Cardplayer
Protagonist
Antagonist
Seal Clubber
Just Released

Edited to add: Very Wealthy

[pergesu]

You should just have your name and contact info. Then every time you hand out the card, you can write a completely different title on it.

[silencee]

Stack Investor
Stack Trader
Stack Capitalist
Stack Advisor
Strategic Risk Management Advisory Analyst
Stack Analyst

Or just say, "I work in the stack market..."

[lilliwaup]

STTF Moderator

or

"YOUR NAME HERE" thats it nothing else

or

Graduate University of Your Momma