Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[BobOjedaFan]

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A peanut was walking down the street...

It was assaulted

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ROFL.

[BobOjedaFan]

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What's the toughest part about rollerblading?

Telling your parents that you are gay.

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hehehehe.

[SlackerMcFly]

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light-bulb?









Wanna ride bikes?

[wiseheart]

Two penquins are sitting on an iceberg,
one says to the other, "Hey, it looks
like you are wearing a tuxedo, the other
one says, hey,maybe I am!"

Two penquins are in a bathtub, one says
to the other, "Hey, pass the soap."The
other penquin says, "What do I look like
a typewriter?"

Two penquins are sitting on an iceberg,
the iceberg starts to split apart btwn
them, as they drift away one penquin says
to the other "I love you!" and the other
penquin yells back, "Chocolate Milk!"

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Ans: So they can hide in strawberry fields!
Have you ever seen one [in a strawberry field]
Reply:no
Well then it works doesnt it!

Why are elephants big gray and have floppy
ears?
Because if they were small white and round
they would be aspirin!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and
a Rhino? Elephino! (said like hell-if-I-know)

[His Boy Elroy]

Anyone else completely miss the joke in those penguin ones?

[edtost]

Three penguins are sitting in a bathtub, and the first one turns to the one on the right, and says "Pass me the soap", and the other one says "No soap, radio!"

[prod_man]

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Anyone else completely miss the joke in those penguin ones?

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They are very complex and if you are not familiar with the complete works of Shakespear and most modern philosophy...dont even bother.

[belgianbeerlover]

(the delivery for this one is very important)

(soft voice) What does a 300 lb canary say?














(very loud, deep voice- very close to recipient)

CHIRRRRP!!!

[dalston]

A frog walks in to a bank and goes up to the teller, who is wearing a badge saying "My name is Patty Black. How can I help you?"

"Hi Patty" says the Frog "I'd like to borrow $50,000."

"Ummmm OK" says the teller "I'll need some details, what is your name, occupation and salary?"

"I'm Kermit Jagger. Being a frog and all, I don't really have an occupation or salary."

"In that case, we'll need some collateral for a loan like a house or some shares".

"I can offer you this pink china elephant"

"I'm afraid that is not the sort of collateral we can take"

"Look. Go and ask you manager about this I know him well and it will all be fine"

So Patty goes back and says top the manager "You're not going to believe this but there is a frog called Kermit Jagger outside and he wants a loan"

"That's OK. Give it to him"

"But he wants $50,000 and can only offer this small pink china elephant as colalteral. What is it anyway"

And the manager replied:
















"It's a knick knack Patty Black give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"

[GambleGamble]

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"It's a knick knack Patty Black give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"

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I unfortunatley laughed...I have the mind of an 11 yr old