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#881
10-31-2007, 07:53 PM
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Re: Palomino
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damn. and I was looking forward to a night of searching the interwebs for asain porn. [/ QUOTE ] Who are you kidding? Why does this recent information change this outlook for your evening? 
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#882
10-31-2007, 08:12 PM
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Re: Palomino
Because I was going to have a mission. now its just a normal night for me. couple hours of poker, 6+ hours of porn, then work
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#883
10-31-2007, 08:22 PM
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Re: Palomino
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Damn you always know the right answer... [/ QUOTE ] Happy birthday Mvoss. Yes the right answer will always be Match.com + Slender Asians = Happiness. [/ QUOTE ] wow, match.com actually worked for an internet poker nerd eh? As soon as I filtered out the christians, I had like no 'matches' left... if only I lived closer to a big city [/ QUOTE ] I think your standards are too high. Im not sure if you know this but christian girls have vaginas just like other girls. Heres my standards: 1) Girl must have heart beat. 2) Girl must be in decent shape. That's it. (I suppose I would have sex with a dead girl if she was really hot and only been dead for 2 hours or less but that's a little off subject) Oh yeah, to all those people out there who are dorks or not that good looking like me, heres my secret online strategy: Lets presume that you want an attractive girl: Step 1) Go to any place like Match.com that has girls with pictures and girls without pictures. Step 2) Since we want an attractive girl we should choose the search matrix that has the highest probability of finding an attractive girl. At match.com the best search matrix that accomplishes this objective is the word "Slender". At other sites it may be "Slim" or "Skinny". Step 3) Only search for the girls WITHOUT a picture. Keep in mind that girls with pics are getting bombarded by tons of guys all the time. Since we are an average to below average guy we do not want to fight this competion. However the marketplace of girls without pics is highly inefficient, and this is exactly what were looking for. If an average/below average guy is to get an attractive girl, exploiting an inefficiency in the market place will usually be the best way to go. Step 4) Think of something witty/romatic and click and paste that message to as many slender girls with no pics as you can. Step 5) Watch the ladies roll in. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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#885
10-31-2007, 08:25 PM
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Re: Palomino
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Damn you always know the right answer... [/ QUOTE ] Happy birthday Mvoss. Yes the right answer will always be Match.com + Slender Asians = Happiness. [/ QUOTE ] wow, match.com actually worked for an internet poker nerd eh? As soon as I filtered out the christians, I had like no 'matches' left... if only I lived closer to a big city [/ QUOTE ] I think your standards are too high. Im not sure if you know this but christian girls have vaginas just like other girls. Heres my standards: 1) Girl must have heart beat. 2) Girl must be in decent shape. That's it. (I suppose I would have sex with a dead girl if she was really hot and only been dead for 2 hours or less but that's a little off subject) Oh yeah, to all those people out there who are dorks or not that good looking like me, heres my secret online strategy: Lets presume that you want an attractive girl: Step 1) Go to any place like Match.com that has girls with pictures and girls without pictures. Step 2) Since we want an attractive girl we should choose the search matrix that has the highest probability of finding an attractive girl. At match.com the best search matrix that accomplishes this objective is the word "Slender". At other sites it may be "Slim" or "Skinny". Step 3) Only search for the girls WITHOUT a picture. Keep in mind that girls with pics are getting bombarded by tons of guys all the time. Since we are an average to below average guy we do not want to fight this competion. However the marketplace of girls without pics is highly inefficient, and this is exactly what were looking for. If an average/below average guy is to get an attractive girl, exploiting an inefficiency in the market place will usually be the best way to go. Step 4) Think of something witty/romatic and click and paste that message to as many slender girls with no pics as you can. Step 5) Watch the ladies roll in. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] martina, do you feel special? In my future, $10
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#886
10-31-2007, 08:32 PM
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Re: Palomino
Brilliant. This is why ILP is so good at the pokerz.
The AP Regulars Thread isnt just good for poker info, its good for life info.
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#887
11-02-2007, 07:41 PM
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Re: Palomino
Our thread was to far down the list. I submit this hand for your viewing pleasure
Dealt to CLEVERBEAVER [Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] CLEVERBEAVER - Raises $6 to $6 BRIAN1WOLT - Raises $9 to $9 RAPUNZEL41 - Raises $12 to $12 QZEAL234 - Folds KICKNHORSE - Folds MCLESTEROL_B - Folds CLEVERBEAVER - Calls $6 BRIAN1WOLT - Calls $3 *** FLOP *** [9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] CLEVERBEAVER - Bets $3 BRIAN1WOLT - Calls $3 RAPUNZEL41 - Raises $6 to $6 CLEVERBEAVER - Calls $3 BRIAN1WOLT - Calls $3 *** TURN *** [9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] [J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] CLEVERBEAVER - Checks BRIAN1WOLT - Folds RAPUNZEL41 - Checks *** RIVER *** [9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] [2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] CLEVERBEAVER - Bets $6 RAPUNZEL41 - Calls $6 *** SHOW DOWN *** CLEVERBEAVER - Shows [Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] (Flush, queen high) RAPUNZEL41 - Mucks [Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] Take that you carebear
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#888
11-02-2007, 08:57 PM
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Re: Palomino
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Our thread was to far down the list. I submit this hand for your viewing pleasure Dealt to CLEVERBEAVER [Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] CLEVERBEAVER - Raises $6 to $6 BRIAN1WOLT - Raises $9 to $9 RAPUNZEL41 - Raises $12 to $12 QZEAL234 - Folds KICKNHORSE - Folds MCLESTEROL_B - Folds CLEVERBEAVER - Calls $6 BRIAN1WOLT - Calls $3 *** FLOP *** [9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] CLEVERBEAVER - Bets $3 BRIAN1WOLT - Calls $3 RAPUNZEL41 - Raises $6 to $6 CLEVERBEAVER - Calls $3 BRIAN1WOLT - Calls $3 *** TURN *** [9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] [J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] CLEVERBEAVER - Checks BRIAN1WOLT - Folds RAPUNZEL41 - Checks *** RIVER *** [9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] [2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] CLEVERBEAVER - Bets $6 RAPUNZEL41 - Calls $6 *** SHOW DOWN *** CLEVERBEAVER - Shows [Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] (Flush, queen high) RAPUNZEL41 - Mucks [Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] Take that you carebear [/ QUOTE ] I wasn't sure what to do on that turn. I think I should fold the river though. That's why I play 10-20, players suck there.
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#889
11-02-2007, 09:13 PM
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Re: Palomino
I'm glad to hear you didnt know what to do on the turn because I was pretty unsure myself :-D
Things cleaered up a lot though when the LAGTard open folded on the turn
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#890
11-02-2007, 09:35 PM
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Re: Palomino
If there was a small stakes player who cheats on AP its this guy. cant tell you how many times I've seen this happen
Cold caps two TAGS out of the SB with 52o? Dealt to CLEVERBEAVER [Kd Kc] IWIN - Folds SPWHO44 - Folds PADRE19 - Raises $6 to $6 DONOTRAISEME - Folds DELTAUDEVIL - Folds LANJ143 - Folds CLEVERBEAVER - Raises $9 to $9 ACE BABA - Folds KICKNHORSE - Raises $9 to $12 PADRE19 - Calls $6 CLEVERBEAVER - Calls $3 *** FLOP *** [9d Qs 5s] KICKNHORSE - Bets $3 PADRE19 - Calls $3 CLEVERBEAVER - Raises $6 to $6 KICKNHORSE - Calls $3 PADRE19 - Calls $3 *** TURN *** [9d Qs 5s] [5d] KICKNHORSE - Checks PADRE19 - Checks CLEVERBEAVER - Bets $6 KICKNHORSE - Calls $6 PADRE19 - Calls $6 *** RIVER *** [9d Qs 5s 5d] [10c] KICKNHORSE - Checks PADRE19 - Checks CLEVERBEAVER - Bets $6 KICKNHORSE - Raises $12 to $12 PADRE19 - Folds CLEVERBEAVER - Calls $6 *** SHOW DOWN *** KICKNHORSE - Shows [2c 5h] (Three of a kind, fives)
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