Never Trust Anyone

[MattSuspect]

I have to believe shes talking about Dutch not Newhizzle. Also, I'll add my name to the list of people who on a few meetings, think he is a pretty solid dude.

-Matt

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"Someone that I am, claims Captain Tom's penis had sex with my back and I wouldn't make him go busto . Big exaggeration and I am completely uncredible. This person cashed in four out of six donkaments and now thinks she is God's gift to poker... Yet cries every night at being outhustled in the big life game. She will no doubt be busto because Dutch won't get her money back. I wish her the worst though and hope she throws up as she gets brought down to her knees by Captain Tom's member."



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[Kneel B4 Zod]

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"Someone that I am friends with, claiming he had sex with me and I made him go busto. Big error and completely uncredible. This person won a big tourament and now thinks he is God's gift to poker... Yet cries every night at being outplayed in the big cash games. He will no doubt be busto before the WSOP. I wish him the best though and hope he grows up and gets brought down to earth."

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I'm also wondering why people assume this is newhizzle. (I'm not saying this makes it any better or worse or different, just that the victim of this incident may not be the same person everyone is assuming).

given how many "associations" this girl seems to have, and how many big tournaments there are these days, and how positive she spoke of newhizzle earlier in the thread, and how (publically at least) he has said nothing negative about her, I'm not sure why everyone is assuming it's him.

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Someone that I am friends with, claiming he had sex with me and I made him go busto. Big error and completely uncredible. This person won a big tourament and now thinks he is God's gift to poker... Yet cries every night at being outplayed in the big cash games. He will no doubt be busto before the WSOP. I wish him the best though and hope he grows up and gets brought down to earth.

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I have no idea who this is, so I'll just start throwing out possible names.

Dutch Boyd? Mike Matusow? Jamie Gold?

Mark Newhouse? Mike Schneider? Greg Raymer? Phil Ivey? Patrik Antonius?

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Everyone seems to automatically assume it's Mark Newhouse. I assumed it was Dutch upon first reading. It seems to fit. I don't know Newhouse at all, unlike other posters here, but if he is as good as everyone says, I doubt he's "crying about" cash games. I would guess Boyd could be.

[Little_Luck]

Phil Gordon makes pornos?

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For the record i live with a stripper so ive seen that they are indeed people too.


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Wow. I am sure she would love to hear you put it like this. I guesss its nice to feel superior to to your significant other.

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Wow. You read this thread (including BluffTHIS's comments) and you conclude that Phill S is the one who feels superior to strippers?

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For what its worth, I FEEL SUPERIOR TO STIPPERS. If anyone else feels that way, I don't blame them. You are defined by the choices you make in your life, I think that I am entitled to form an opinion about those who chose to strip for strangers.

Flame me all you want. I also have low opinions about drug addicts, gold diggers, free loaders, and rail birds.

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Damn Oski, you lost me dog. You brought clarity earlier, but I was waiting for the other shoe to drop and, plop! There it went.

[PairTheBoard]

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Did she sleep with Dutch?

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Good question. She may not even be talking about Mark here. Dutch sounds like a better fit for her post.

PairTheBoard

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Douche chills

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I'm sorry, onteman, good sir, but I am stealing this phrase. Pistols at dawn if you protest.

[Jack Bando]

Who could this be talking about? Well, since Brandi's known for telling the truth, never distorting facts, and being 100% normal and sane, this should be easy.

[rwesty]

Based on video evidence I have narrowed it down to 4 candidates. Dutch Boyd, Sam Grizzle, Dan Harrington or Allan Cunningham - I mean Goehring.