SSNL CHEESE THREAD: OCTOBERFEST EDITION

[Pokey]

Sometimes you've just got to wonder about this game....

<font color="blue">Button is new and unimpressive.</font>

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $115.15
UTG+1: $93.55
CO: $27.75
Button: $33.35
SB: $93
Pokey: $99.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) Pokey is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button calls, SB folds, Pokey checks.

<font color="blue">Ugly hand, but free, so what the hell.</font>

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($2.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Pokey bets $2</font>, Button calls.

<font color="blue">Flush draw = smallish bet.</font>

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Pokey bets $4</font>, Button calls.

<font color="blue">Oooh, flush. Betting again because he won't suspect it.</font>

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($14.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Pokey bets $27</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $26.35</font>.
Uncalled bets: $0.65 returned to Pokey.

<font color="blue">OMG, straight flush! I hope I hope I hope he has A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]....</font>

Results:
Final pot: $67.2
Button showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] for a straight flush
Pokey showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] for a worse straight flush

<font color="blue">You have got to be kidding me.

Well, apparently the Raptor Christ didn't like that hand, because two hands later:

UTG+1 is Button from last hand.</font>

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $35.05
UTG+1: $64.20
CO: $92.50
Pokey: $100
SB: $114.15
BB: $87.05

Pre-flop: (6 players) Pokey is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $3.5</font>, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Pokey raises to $10</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $35.05</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">Pokey raises to $70.1</font>, UTG+1 calls.

<font color="blue">Phony tilt for the win!</font>

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($176.75, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $106.65, Sidepot 1: $70.1)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 is all-in $4.1</font>, Pokey calls.

<font color="blue">Misbet; I intended to put him all-in, but the software was being screwy, so I left him $4 short. He corrected the situation, and if he hadn't I would have.</font>

UTG shows K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG+1 shows J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Pokey shows K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

<font color="blue">All-in with four outs betwixt 'em. Thank you, Raptor Christ!</font>

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($184.95, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $106.65, Sidepot 1: $78.3)

<font color="blue">Not an out.</font>

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($184.95, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $106.65, Sidepot 1: $78.3)

<font color="blue">Not an out.</font>

Results:
Final pot: $184.95 goes back where it belongs -- IN MAH BELLY!

[orange]

lol robusto.

[MannyIsGod]

I was searching for a picture to go along with the "Raptor Christ" mention above and I couldn't find what I was looking for.

However, I did find this. I don't even know what to say.

[Fly]

Hand 1131525318, Started at 10/13/2006 9:48 PM
Table 'Abilene': $2-$2 No Limit HE (Real)
Seat 2: runuts2 ($46 in chips)
Seat 4: lisan_alGaib ($494.20 in chips)
Seat 8: nprcardio ($415.10 in chips) (on the button)
*** Blind Bet Round *** :
Dealt to lisan_alGaib: Jd
Dealt to lisan_alGaib: Ad
runuts2 : Post Blind ($1)
lisan_alGaib : Post Blind ($2)
*** Pre-Flop *** :
nprcardio : Bet ($4)
runuts2 : Call ($3)
lisan_alGaib : Raise ($16)
nprcardio : Call ($14)
runuts2 : Call ($14)
*** Flop *** : 9d 10h 2d
runuts2 : Check
lisan_alGaib : Bet ($36)
nprcardio : Call ($36)
runuts2 : Fold
*** Turn *** : [ 9d 10h 2d ] 3d
lisan_alGaib : Bet ($85)
nprcardio : Raise ($361.10)
nprcardio : All In ($361.10)
lisan_alGaib : Call ($276.10)
*** River *** : [ 9d 10h 2d 3d ] 4h
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $846.20 | Rake: $2
Board: [ 9d 10h 2d 3d 4h 9d 10h 2d 3d 4h ]
runuts2 lost $18
lisan_alGaib bet $415.10, collected $846.20, net $431.10 Shows [ Jd Ad ] (a flush, Ace high)
nprcardio lost $415.10 Shows [ 10s Ks ] (a pair of tens)

I'm just that good [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[MannyIsGod]

Is LOL HERPES from FT 2p2?

[4_2_it]

Manny:

[orange]

joe,
did you go robusto? i saw you with a few nice stacks at 1/2. progress check please.

[MannyIsGod]

[ QUOTE ]
Manny:



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Oh dude, that rules. The one I posted is still good for showing to people you hate in order to cause reoccuring nightmares.

[4_2_it]

[ QUOTE ]
joe,
did you go robusto? i saw you with a few nice stacks at 1/2. progress check please.

[/ QUOTE ]

Only up 4 buy-ins. Had it rough early on, but came back nicely [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[MrMxyztplk]

4_2_it who exactly is your avatar? I imagine him as being some Bill Nye-style magician.