SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

[EMc]

EMc = Rodrunko

[DopamineRelease]

Bomber7 on FTP is absolutely terrible.
.50/1 HU -
He called pretty much any raise pf, never ever raised pf, never led any flops, slowplayed everything laying heavy river bets, and minraised when he had the nuts. Also, pretty much a [censored] calling station on the flop/turn. Calling me down with bottom pair hitting runner runner flushes. I only lost about 2 buyins but if I ran a little better that would have been easy money.

[Moozh]

Thought I'd share this hand.

Full Tilt Poker
$1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
5 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (BB): $217
UTG: $19
CO: $153.25
BTN: $106.45
SB: $99.25

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 5 players)
UTG calls $2, CO folds, BTN folds, SB calls $1, Hero checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($6, 3 players)
<font color="red">SB bets $6</font>, Hero calls $6, UTG folds

<font color="black">River:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($18, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $17</font>, SB calls $17

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Sevens) and won $49.40
SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens)
Final Pot: $49.40 ($2.60 rake)

[KLJ]

Angel_fH you [censored] slowrolling mother [censored]

Angel_fH raises UTG with AA
KLJ 3bets from the SB with KK
Angel_fH 4bets, I push.
Angel_fH waits, waits.
AngeL_fH said, "wtf"
AngeL_fH: calls $116.75

put me on monkey ass tilt

[BGnight]

MARCH CAN LICK MY BALLS

[Jigsaws]

Orange,

[ QUOTE ]
jig,
regarding that set in pos. hand, i think you should bet that flop with ATC. there are tons of times where you will take it down, hand or not.

[/ QUOTE ]
You're probably right. That hasn't been my m.o., though. So I still like my slowplay with my image.

SpecT, I'm glad you liked the story.

Kesyer, yeah, I read his story a while ago. No way should I be compared to him. He's done much much more and he's a much better writer. Then again, he's also ten years older, I think.

Syphlix, didn't see much wrong with your play over the 300 hands I have on you. Seemed rather card dead over that stretch.

This 4-bet/fold was pretty weird.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG ($135)
Hero ($104.30)
Button ($138.15)
SB ($44.30)
BB ($52.90)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $23</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $138.15</font>, UTG folds.

[ASPoker8]

Thoughts on Snow Patrol?

[kolotoure]

They Suck and why are you never on AIM or did you block me

[ASPoker8]

[ QUOTE ]
They Suck and why are you never on AIM or did you block me

[/ QUOTE ]

My AIM doesn't work goot

I can;t see smileys, whenever someone IM's me too much, I get an error and can't see what they're writing anymore, and the majority of my buddy list doesn't work.

I have to randomly guess if some of my friends are online because they don't show up on my buddy list [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

How should I proceed?

[goofyballer]

[ QUOTE ]
on an impulse i've decided that i'm gonna take up DJing.

[/ QUOTE ]

Can you take up getting our Vegas house first? [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Full Tilt keeps trying to beat me down but I refuse to let them, today I had two 50/50 races for stacks and lost them both (one of which was classic: donk minraises QQ pre, flop is raggy and gives me 1 over + FD + gutshot, I lead, he minraises, SB 3bets small, I 4bet big, DONK SHOVES, SB folds, I obv call with my 27 outs, obv all of them miss), had some idiot c/r the turn w/ a gutshot and hit on the riv, I STILL haven't won a full stack in any hand in my last 3 sessions, and through some miracle I'm still up (slightly) in that timeframe.



THIS IS ME RUNNING LIKE TRASH; GOOFYBALLER = POKER GOD?!