I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[MrWookie]

MrWookie: You're clearly too drunk to see the wisdom

[MrWookie]

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hmmm only pics I have of g/f on computer are of her nuda this ins't appropriate to p[ost wshe would obcvv be really mad at me

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Solution : photoshop

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This is actually a good solution, too. We'll accept the shoulders and up, but we need to see the shoulders and neck (to check for the Adam's Apple) to make sure she's not a tranny.

Edit: And if the only pics you have consist of ONLY her naughty bits, we'll take those, too, since they can't be traced back to her with sufficient accuracy for her to break up with you.

[DrModern]

die

[bravos1]

Anyone up for a real cheap HORSE tourney? We have 4 of 8 for a $1 + $.025 (balla!!!). Just search for bravos_1 @ FTP

[Buzz-cp]

wow that is a sweet rake too

[bravos1]

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wow that is a sweet rake too

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QFFT!!!

[bravos1]

come on you chicken-s**ts!!!

one spot left

[Jaran]

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come on you chicken-s**ts!!!

one spot left

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No monies on FTP.
No way to get monies on FTP.
Do it on PS, and I'm there.

-Jaran

[Gib]

Bugger!

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: (8 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 2h Kd (straight, six high).
Hero has Jh Th (one pair, tens).
Outcome: SB wins 10 BB. </font>

[tyler_cracker]

damn, sorry i got here so late UGM.

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TYLER,

Sadhow sucks for the following reasons:

1) brat. doestn even do hist own laundry what a tard.

2) palys super hihg limits whereas you and I "normal folk" don't

3) isn;t gay*********

4) i am a phuloosiper so i am good at understanding what you are intersted in or whatevea

yuck 4 didn't really make sense

anyway HOLLLALAL

so break up with hima nd date me!!!!!!(??????_)

Love,
Doc

******** unforunately i'm not gay either&gt;?&gt;!!!

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i agree with 1. 2 doesn't bother me; shadow does not suck at poker. 3 isn't his fault (and besides, he tries his hardest; at Wynn on Friday night i told him his sweater was cute because it was and he already knew that it was). 4 really doesn't make sense. why don't you tell me what i am interested in or whatever?

if you want to be my beard, you're going to have to come up with a better way to start your boring bad beat posts than with "this is gay."

also, you were supposed to tell a hot/embarrassing story about yourself while you were drunk.

hopefully,
tyler