I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[Brain]

I got DC'ed on Stars 9 times tonight while playing a 4/180. So annoying!

Made it to the money though where KQhh < AJhh obv.

[DrModern]

Ugh this is so gay:

Hero is like SB or something with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

limper, tard raises, cold-call, Hero goes to 3-twon like a gansta, fold, cap, call.

flop is some [censored] like 664

hero bets, raise, cold call, 3-bet, call, call

turn is 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] or the like

hero bets call call

river is 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] or an equally irrelevant suit

hero bets call call

PF CAPPER SHOWS AA


anyway still running at 4bb/100 so whateva

i'm a liltle drunk

[Wetdog]

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At least you can get in


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dunno, havnt tried in months. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I think Buzz will be saying the same thing for a few months now that his wife just gave birth.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Handie for buyin yo.

Myles, the answer to your poll is obv "meh."

[bravos1]

Miles.. WTF happened too your post? Anyhow...

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Flop call = sick when he never bets A high on the turn.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls, Button calls.

Flop: (12 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls, Button folds.

Turn: (7.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds, SB calls.

River: (9.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 11.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Kc As (one pair, sixes).
Hero has 4s 4c (two pair, sixes and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.50 BB. </font>

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sorry for the poker content.. but, how often does UTG call 2 more here? I'm just trying to figure out if it is worth trying to play 44 here against a probable steal (btn) and most likely a pretty solid hand.

You're folding to a turn bet, yes?

OK..back to NC!

[milesdyson]

Lol bravos1 I deleted it because it was lame. UTG called 2 more probably 95% of the time. Yes I was folding to a turn bet.

[milesdyson]

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Miles,
I haven't noticed.

I just played this and almost [censored] myself before 26/18/2.5 villian finally timed out. Is this ever not dumb? His raise was very "in tempo" and it just felt like a raise/fold.

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (12 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, CO folds, SB folds.

Turn: (7 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

River: (9 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG folds.

Final Pot: 14 BB

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I don't know if he'd have a K here very often, so while it's probably almost always a raise/fold, I think most of the time it's with the Ac and some other card. But hey, maybe he did fold a king.

[DrModern]

so Mmatt (wookie) and i hatd this thing wehre i like get drunk on a wednewsay or whateva


SO HERE IT IS


I WILL ANSWER ANY QUESTUION YOU ASK AS LONG AS I AM AE#AKE BBASY


wath id do

[DrModern]

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so Mmatt (wookie) and i hatd this thing wehre i like get drunk on a wednewsay or whateva


SO HERE IT IS


I WILL ANSWER ANY QUESTUION YOU ASK AS LONG AS I AM AE#AKE BBASY


wath id do

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Damnn i am eating leftowever LASANGa and seriousyl it is the [censored] yeahHHH


AHOLLA!!!

[bravos1]

spewful.. but still fun..

Don't try this at home kiddies.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises</font>, 5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 caps</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 6.5BB

[DrModern]

TYLER,

Sadhow sucks for the following reasons:

1) brat. doestn even do hist own laundry what a tard.

2) palys super hihg limits whereas you and I "normal folk" don't

3) isn;t gay*********

4) i am a phuloosiper so i am good at understanding what you are intersted in or whatevea

yuck 4 didn't really make sense

anyway HOLLLALAL

so break up with hima nd date me!!!!!!(??????_)

Love,
Doc

******** unforunately i'm not gay either&gt;?&gt;!!!