OT: [censored] thread, Feb, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[ManChild]

its officailly bad karma to play poker after burning the [censored] out of yourself on the oven
whats the deal with burns anyway, do they always scar? do they get smaller ? wuts the deal

[dirtysanchez]

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stop spending an hour to try to make <$5... play CASH STUPID

also - i should challenge the rest of world to who can play the most hands, i rule . also, 4 betting AJmargirine PF with QT is the nuts

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id take you up on this for sure

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are you sure your not too busy rubbing poo all over my mom's face?

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dont be silly, you know ill always make time for you.

[ManChild]

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stop spending an hour to try to make <$5... play CASH STUPID

also - i should challenge the rest of world to who can play the most hands, i rule . also, 4 betting AJmargirine PF with QT is the nuts

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id take you up on this for sure

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are you sure your not too busy rubbing poo all over my mom's face?

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dont be silly, you know ill always make time for you.

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it appears eating all that ass has warped your tiny little brain, its okay , better luck next time.

anyways, how many hands you play per x time period ?

[dirtysanchez]

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stop spending an hour to try to make <$5... play CASH STUPID

also - i should challenge the rest of world to who can play the most hands, i rule . also, 4 betting AJmargirine PF with QT is the nuts

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id take you up on this for sure

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are you sure your not too busy rubbing poo all over my mom's face?

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dont be silly, you know ill always make time for you.

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it appears eating all that ass has warped your tiny little brain, its okay , better luck next time.

anyways, how many hands you play per x time period ?

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idk more than you will? isnt that the point of prop bets? honestly though like 33k so far this month and i havent played since tuesday

[ManChild]

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stop spending an hour to try to make <$5... play CASH STUPID

also - i should challenge the rest of world to who can play the most hands, i rule . also, 4 betting AJmargirine PF with QT is the nuts

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id take you up on this for sure

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are you sure your not too busy rubbing poo all over my mom's face?

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dont be silly, you know ill always make time for you.

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it appears eating all that ass has warped your tiny little brain, its okay , better luck next time.

anyways, how many hands you play per x time period ?

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idk more than you will? isnt that the point of prop bets? honestly though like 33k so far this month and i havent played since tuesday

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alright, well im just over 41k for the month so come eat my [censored]!!

[bones]

JosiahBartlett,

Play worse plz.

[citanul]

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idk more than you will? isnt that the point of prop bets? honestly though like 33k so far this month and i havent played since tuesday

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alright, well im just over 41k for the month so come eat my [censored]!!

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lol you guys are pathetic. i haven't even played that much and i'm at like 49 or 51k.

what a joke you guys are. btw how much did you want to put on that prop bet?

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[sng-sam]

So 2 weeks ago I go to a strip club by myslef (read:loser), strip clubs in Houston are off the f'ing chain if you ever get out here I'll buy the drinks. Anyway long story short I banged a stripper. On a scale of 1-10 she's an 11 no [censored]. I've never had anyone this beautiful in my bed ever. 25 105 lbs. Big boobs (read:fake) perfect. Oh yeah and seh shaves in all the right places. Now here's the problem she just lays there in bed. So after nailing this beautiful creature 3 times over the last 2 weeks and now I'm really kind of ready to move on but it's a little like crack. I can't seem to forget that tasty body. In the meantime I've met a real girl. One that has a brain a job and isn't an 11. I have tickets to a hot show downtown for tomorrow night.

Take the stripper and bang her?
Or take the nice girl and leave the stripper hangin?

Straight Flushes,

SAM

[RexWoo]

pics plz obv.

[bones]

Take whichever one you like hanging out with better. Seems pretty simple.

Also, you don't "yada yada" through the seduction of a stripper.