SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)

[Shizzle12345]

I well i noticed every time i blew up after i had a sick session, I almost didnt tilt away money. I guess that phil helmuth thing really works, every time i tried to stay calm and continued to play i tilted like 2-3 stacks away before stopping.

the pocket 5's thing was hilarious tho, the guy was really really bad and talking about how he would tell pocket 5's about me. At first i thought he was pulling osme kind of super level on me. ill try and find chat.

this was after i sucked out on him, playing a hand totally standard.

moron: nice read calling me down when i flopped the nutz
moron: lol i luv toying with u
moron: funnest easiest p;layer i ever had
moron: i reported that6 hand to pocket 5s
moron: worse beats in 8 months
Shizzle: pocket 5's?
moron: yep
moron: aah
Shizzle: that explains alot

he was this bad, he claimed he had JJ, and was super pissed i sucked out on him hahaha:
Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $136.45
BB: $588.50

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $9</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $26</font>, BB calls $17

Flop: ($52) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($52) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $5</font>, Hero calls $5

River: ($62) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $105.45 and is All-In</font>, BB folds

Results: $62 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and WON $61.50 (+$30.50 NET)

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i am going to make 5 buyins today.

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best response i've seen in months anywhere on this forum

[keikiwai]

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make it stop please... down 13 buyins in 3 days.


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don't play HU you [censored] imbecile

or if you do stop whining

[thac]

lol I got slowrolled [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $99
BB: $99.80
UTG: $19
MP: $198.50
CO: $101.50
BTN: $44.50

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, BTN calls $1, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5</font>, BB calls $4, BTN calls $4

Flop: ($15) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $11</font>, BB folds, BTN calls $11

Turn: ($37) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $37</font>, BTN calls $28.50 and is All-In

River: ($94) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $94 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$44.50 NET)
BTN showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Fives) and WON $91 (+$46.50 NET)

[rapidacid]

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make it stop please... down 13 buyins in 3 days.


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don't play HU you [censored] imbecile

or if you do stop whining

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lol is this shizzle? I've had him blocked for a while ...

[thac]

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make it stop please... down 13 buyins in 3 days.


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don't play HU you [censored] imbecile

or if you do stop whining

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lol is this shizzle? I've had him blocked for a while ...

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Obv it is, who else whines (besides me)?

[keikiwai]

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make it stop please... down 13 buyins in 3 days.


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don't play HU you [censored] imbecile

or if you do stop whining

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lol is this shizzle? I've had him blocked for a while ...

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Obv it is, who else whines (besides me)?

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lol sorries for subjecting everyone to the madness

[thac]

Also, nice 1-outer me (villain's a reg):

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $58.25
BTN: $95.45
SB: $99
Hero (BB): $108.15
UTG: $216.35

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $3.50</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $13</font>, UTG calls $9.50

Flop: ($26.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $17</font>, UTG calls $17

Turn: ($60.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $40</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $78.15 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $38.15

River: ($216.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $216.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $213.80 (+$105.65 NET)
UTG showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$108.15 NET)

[keikiwai]

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Also, nice 1-outer me (villain's a reg):

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $58.25
BTN: $95.45
SB: $99
Hero (BB): $108.15
UTG: $216.35

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $3.50</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $13</font>, UTG calls $9.50

Flop: ($26.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $17</font>, UTG calls $17

Turn: ($60.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $40</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $78.15 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $38.15

River: ($216.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $216.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $213.80 (+$105.65 NET)
UTG showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$108.15 NET)

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solid flop peel and pf call by villain

[Shizzle12345]

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make it stop please... down 13 buyins in 3 days.


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don't play HU you [censored] imbecile

or if you do stop whining

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most of it is 6 max. Its just sick that i had 4 10+bi downswings at 200NL, while i only had 2 at 100NL in twice the hands. Im just really really frustrated that i cant seem to destroy 200NL.