QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????

[yeotaJMU]

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My penis is telling me this thead is awesome; my brain is telling me OP is a huge douchebag who I would really [censored] hate in real life. Oh the conflict.

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listen to your 8======D

[ipot]

mini tr5, just enough to make more people hate me.

I was going to go out to lunch with an old friend from high school today, but she ended up getting called into work. When she called me and told me she couldn't goto lunch, i was kind of dissapointed.

1, because I was very hungry and
2, because I didn't have much else to do in the morning/afternoon.

So I go back on AIM and see if any poor souls that still live in this town are around and want to go out to lunch, but no luck. Then i got an IM from girl1. She asked if i wanted to hang out, and I was very hungry, and didn't want to go someplace along, and look like a weirdo, so i drove off to pick up girl1.

I pick her up, and I start to drive towards the express way. We drive to a little bigger city few miles away so I can get some Mongolian bbq. ( hungrrrrryy )

On the way to MBBQ, this random convo comes up, showing how smart high school girls really are.

her:"What is that thingy?"
-points to the rpm meter
me:"rpm meter"
her:"is that like how fast you can stop?"
me:"...no actually ( she interrupts )
her:"OH I KNOW, it measures how mad the car is..vrooooom."

.........

Ate at MBBQ and it was verrrrrryyy good

-spiral noodles
-ton of NY strips
-random vegs
-ton of buffalo sauce
-a1

*Note
The mbbq we went to is very close to a decent sized mall - with a few stores the mall by my hometown does not have.

While we were leaving the mbbq, she asks if we can goto the mall so she can goto Abercrombie. I tell her I don't want to go. ( even though I didn't bring many dress shirts home, and kind of want to get another one if i go out to canada/whereever tonight.)

her:"Pleasssssse, we're so close."
me:"we're so far away from home though, and i'm tired [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] " ( even tho i wasen't tired, but [censored] going shoppng with a high school girl.
her:"hey...hey....I have an idea!!!!"
( she gets giggly )
me:"what?"
her:"i have the biggest and best surprise ever for you, but you can't have it unless we goto the mall."
me:"well your last surprise was waffles for dinner, so I don't know about you and your surprises."
her:"I swear to god you'll like this...I KNOW! If you don't like the surprise, you never have to see me again."

ORLY?!?!?!

me:"alright, i guess....but surprise first."
her:"fine...goto the mall, and park by sears."

drive like 2 mins away and park there.

We walk into sears, go into the mall and i hear her say "there it is"

And for the first time in all of her existence that I knew her..she pulled through, she was clutch.

her:"you get to pick out something for me, and i'll try it on for you [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] "
me;'this is a lot better than waffles."

We walk into Victoria's secrete, an I was actually excited. I like to pick stuff out, especially if i get to take it off later. I was in a good mood from this, then I saw a face that made me angry, and took the fun away from me.

I saw the face of a girl that i absolutely hate. H-A-T-E. This face was one of the girls working at victoria's secret. I graduated with her in high school, and we had a thing foreach other, but nothing really amounted of it because i hooked up with girl99. While I was with girl99 in hs, she did the normal hs bitch thing, started rumors/talked [censored] about me/ect.

But I decided not to let her bring me down in my time of fun. Instead, I decided to bring her down. Girl1 and I walked towards girlDIE.

me:"hi, can you tell me where the sleepwear is? ( It is super obvious where it is. )

**Thinking only about making girlDIE feel bad***

I grab girl1's hand and smile.

*i said this to her hen she was at her register looking at the computer* and before she has a chance to respond.

me:"oh, girlDIE, is that you? good to see you."

without saying a word, she just gives me the death glare, and points in the general direction.

I ended up picking 3 things for girl1 to try on, and I ended up picking the "flyaway satin babydoll" in pink. * I had to goto the website when writing this to get the exact one, because i know some of you freaks are going to go look at it.

She pays for it, and we goto Abercrombie. ( no clue how she could possibly spend so much time there, but she did. ) I bought an overpriced dress shirt, and she buys a pair of pants + 3 shirts or something.



Time to go poop out mbbq, continue the hating ed and others.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

ipot,

dude not only is girl99 hot, they are drinking mixed drinks from pitchers. that is awesome

[CalledDownLight]

interaction with girlDIE is lol

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i would just like to say that i have posted here

[ipot]

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ipot,

dude not only is girl99 hot, they are drinking mixed drinks from pitchers. that is awesome

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she also drinks bud light. amazing, i know.

[Karak567]

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ipot,

dude not only is girl99 hot, they are drinking mixed drinks from pitchers. that is awesome

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she also drinks bud light. amazing, i know.

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so you're saying she has no taste at all?

[ipot]

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ipot,

dude not only is girl99 hot, they are drinking mixed drinks from pitchers. that is awesome

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she also drinks bud light. amazing, i know.

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so you're saying she has no taste at all?

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i drink natty because i like the taste

weird?

[Karak567]

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ipot,

dude not only is girl99 hot, they are drinking mixed drinks from pitchers. that is awesome

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she also drinks bud light. amazing, i know.

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so you're saying she has no taste at all?

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i drink natty because i like the taste

weird?

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in some countries cat piss is a delicacy

[Spechel EDD]

did i point out yet anywhere in this thread that this is the worst thread in the history of the world