**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[kaz2107]

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Haha it is a great episode, dunno if this is allowed but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWPEGrBVz60

Emc remove it if you need too [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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thnx for tha link. dl now. woo woo

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awesome, so far it's really funny

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"What do we do now?"

"What do you mean? We can finally play the game."

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such a funny episode. i loled tha whole time. i strongly suggest EVERY one else watch it

[meccaNES]

I need a coach.

I have only a few hands logged as i haven't been playing very long but have done a bit to improve my game.

I was wondering how much does it cost to have someone review your play etc? Since i didn't get picked by eviljeff i assumed i would attempt to find a new way.

I think this is the right place to put this but not sure.

If anyone is a solid winner at higher stakes 200NL/400NL. And wouldn't mind just taking like a few hours to review my HH and point out some simple stuff/leaks for a small amount of money in return. Plz pm. Also please provide proof/stats that you are a solid winner in whatever stakes you're currently playing...not being overly picky just don't want to end up with bad advice.

[kerplunkNL]

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You're not being leveled....he's pretty much committed to calling the all-in (see previous post). He only made a slight mistake. Double gutshot

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Didn't even noticed that. Phew...

*goes away changing his notes*

I actually almost folded to the BB's c/rAI, but called because the flop was so drawy. Weak, huh?

[bjarne]

Dear poker gods.
Please let me run good again.
Please stop the suckouts.
Please let me hit the flop
Please let me have some callers when I actually hit.

I sacrifice this goat in your honor.

[cardsport]

Hi Party Poker,

i want to know if i can use one of the following screennames.
They are all generated radomly by conecting random letters:

PartyIsRigged
PartyRobbedMe
PartySucks
PartyHatesMe
FckParty


Random Letter Generator

The systems, algorithms, and practices exist to ensure total fairness for every combination of letters.

That’s why i use a powerful random letter generator (RLG) to make sure all my letter combinations have the same chance.
A good RLG generates letter combinations that are:

* Evenly distributed and not related to each other in any way
* Unpredictable

My Random Letter Generator (RLG) operates at a high level of randomness to make sure all my letter combinations have the same chance of winning, so both the screenname and me are assured of complete fairness. All my letter combinations use the RLG to shuffle the letters and generate the screenname.

I use a secure, certified RLG implementation. My RLG uses a well known algorithm to generate 32-bit raw letters. These letters are scaled and shuffled to generate a random screenname.

iTech Labs has tested and certified the following for my RLG:

* The raw 32-bit letters generated by the RLG algorithm are statistically acceptable: Applying Marsaglia's ‘diehard’ suite of tests raw letters revealed statistical randomness
* Chi-squared tests applied to over 500,000 shuffled screennames indicated statistical randomness
* The RLG internal state is secure and the seeding is from an entropy source – verified by a review of the source code and documentation

Should you have any further questions about my RLG or the fairness of my screennames, please contact me 0/7 "I don´t Care Team".

reference:
http://www.partypoker.com/about_us/g...ess/r_n_g.html

[wallywojo]

you can tell the authenticity of this RLG by the 5th one not starting with Party, nice work.

[kerplunkNL]

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you can tell the authenticity of this RLG by the 5th one not starting with Party, nice work.

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And the sophisticated applience of self-censorship.

[kaz2107]

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Dear poker gods.
Please let me run good again.
Please stop the suckouts.
Please let me hit the flop
Please let me have some callers when I actually hit.

I sacrifice this goat in your honor.





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im gonna repost this every time i start up a sesh for tha entire weekend... starting tomorow. tonight it is all abouthavin a balla time with a balla drink

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it is called an ectocooler and was invented by a ship it holla balla himself duece2high and it is such a balla drink

[wallywojo]

Grey Goose, officially endorsed by model citizen Maurice Clarett.

[kaz2107]

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Grey Goose, officially endorsed by model citizen Maurice Clarett.

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AND THE SHIP IT HOLLA BALLAS and me [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]