SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 Pt 2(nc)

[kolotoure]

Just got back from shopping with that 19yo. I took her to lush and she had never been and thinks it is the best shop ever. She has taken shopping home and doing homework then we're going for a meal later tonight

[shandyboy]

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Just wrote email to hot chick from dinner tonight. This is the email. Killian take notes:

"Dear XXX,

Hey just wanted to say thanks for dinner. Sorry to see that you are kind of stressed right now but I'm sure you'll be fine. Anyway if you'd be willing to let me repay you I'd love to treat you to dinner somewhere on Nassau st. So if you like free non-dorm food let me know. I should warn you though that I won't put out on a first date no matter how much sweet-talking you try.

Cheers,

-Shpanko"

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UGH this is how you don't talk to girls, everyone take note. this happened over aim:

her: blah blah blah take these pills
me: haha i can't swallow pills though
me: so i just suck it off
me: i mean up

wow that is the gayest freudian slip ever

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that is too funny... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[w33ktight]

brag: this hh is real

beat: im still down today

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($33.35)
MP ($90.10)
CO ($398.70)
Button ($107.60)
SB ($17.35)
Hero ($322.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $17.35</font>, Hero calls $16.35, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $30.7</font>, Hero calls $13.35.

Flop: ($79.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($79.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $55</font>, CO calls $55.

River: ($189.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $135</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $275</font>, Hero calls $101.85 (All-In).

Final Pot: $701.60

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Qc Ac (high card, ace).
Hero has Ts Td (three of a kind, tens).
CO has Kc As (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $663.45. CO wins $38.15. </font>

[Rainclouds]

Warning: second HH I'm posting in the cheese thread!

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $52.85
BB: $142.48
UTG: $73
MP: $63.52
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $127.45</font>
BTN: $212.95

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $1, MP calls $1, Hero calls $1, BTN folds, SB calls $0.50, BB checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($5) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">BB bets $3</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $3, SB calls $3

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($14) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">BB bets $10</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $25</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $55</font>, Hero folds
Uncalled bet of $30 returned to BB
Villain shows 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

[tufat23]

i think orange is gonna go on a banning binge [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[GrandMelon]

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i think orange is gonna go on a banning binge [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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No worries, Ill distract him with this

[pdoran10]

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i think orange is gonna go on a banning binge [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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No worries, Ill distract him with this



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i salivated and then loled.
strange mixture of reactions.

[Rainclouds]

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[Imrahil]

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[kolotoure]

Norah Jone's world tour doesn't come to england. So lame