OT: [censored] thread, Feb, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Velocity]

yugo,

what happens if you say "check out"
1. sklanksky has a 16yo search for threads started by gramps
2. he posts a reply in the STTF with an air of superiority
3. he needs to be put in his place so you remind him that you are TEH WORLD CHAMP OF HU and everyone in this forum is your minion.
4. ds gets pissed and bans you
5. All the STTuFas break out in tears

what happens if you say "audit" as in take a class but no tests/no input
1. sklanksky has 16yo search for threads started by gramps
2. sklanksky reads these threads
3. ds goes outside to get some fresh air as the smug his ego is creating is making it hard to breath
4. bones gets a lap dance from a scrippa
5. bones gets another lap dance from a scrippa

so obviously audit was the correct word to choose

Velocity

[BHokie1]

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...0&fpart=all


[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Cit demolishing the thread

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All STTF n00bs should read this thread.

[billxo1b]

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GKA,
I hope that was a misclick because that's awful.

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ya i shouldnt have overcalled the flop.

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why? it is normal to fold a set in this kind of dry flop/turn in cash games???

[Rhand]

bored anybody wanna talk some on skype? add me Rohal_ is nick

[Rhand]

Geez do they just know I am running bad what a retarded call, this aint a regular making some metagame call, its just a random donk

PartyPoker $55 Speed Tournament, Big Blind is t600 (4 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

CO (t3540)
Button (t3360)
Hero (t4200)
BB (t8900)

Preflop: Hero is in SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="red">Hero raises to t4200 (All-in)</font>, BB calls t3600

Flop: (t8700) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)


Turn: (t8700) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)


River: (t8700) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)

Guy shows with 84s first push in SNG too [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[dirtysanchez]

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GKA,
I hope that was a misclick because that's awful.

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ya i shouldnt have overcalled the flop.

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the levelling around here is getting [censored] ridiculous

[dirtysanchez]

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GKA,
I hope that was a misclick because that's awful.

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ya i shouldnt have overcalled the flop.

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why? it is normal to fold a set in this kind of dry flop/turn in cash games???

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no, that hand might be interesting as more than a misclick 50000000000BBs deep

[Misfire]

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Cit demolishing the thread

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All STTF n00bs should read this thread.

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How is it that SNGs are getting harder?

[Eagles]

So I was bored and played some party blackjack
I figured I'd put in $100 once I get up I'll quit and if I lose it I'll quit. So I lose that $100 pretty quick and decide to put in another $100 and this time that would be the end. Well I lost that $100 not as quickly but still pretty fast. I swear to god blackjack suckouts are so awful trying to understand how when you have an 20 up and his 14 catches a 7 it's so [censored] bad.

Well now I figure I'll put $200 on the table(I needed enough because in my last $100 on my last hand I should have doubled but wasn't deep enough). Well I break even for a whil with my next $200. I end up down another $100 with this but then I start running super hot and get back to break even and instquit. The problem Is I realize that I need to win in blackjack break even isn't good enough. So I sit back in a decided to start martingaling the first bet is $1 but I need to surrender(it's +ev trust me). So then I bet $2 the next hand and lose I imagine a sick bad blackjack run where I bust my party account but the next hand I bet $3 and win so I end up up $.50.

So I've yet to figure out if party blackjack is rigged but I'm sure I'll figure out eventually

[Slim Pickens]

I finally did it. I finally topped myself for the worst hand ever played. If anyone has ever played a single hand worse than this, I'd like to hear about it but they probably don't want to post it. I have to post this to keep myself from ever doing something so stupid again.

Blinds 60/120, $109 6-max SNG
UTG (1,490)
CO (1,670)
Button (580)
Hero (2,820)
BB (2,440)

Dealt to Hero A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Preflop: <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Hero completes, <font color="red">BB [censored] minrasies to t240</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: <font color="blue">(t480)</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets t360</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: <font color="blue">(t1200)</font> J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets t1200</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in t2,220</font>, SB obv calls t640.

That is the story of why I hate money.