**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[kaz2107]

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Grinning, plz stop donking into my raises.

K thx

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What, like this?

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Kolo: $57.45</font>
BB: $49.60
UTG: $8.80
<font color="black">CO: $13.96</font>
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $61.15</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt ( A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ) (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="red">CO raises to $1</font>, Hero calls $1, <font color="red">Kolo raises to $5</font>, 2 folds, CO calls $4, Hero calls $4

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($15.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Kolo checks, CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $10</font>, 2 folds

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fyp

[GrinningBuddha]

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It's really annoying and i think it is -ev

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For YOU!! muahahaha! j/k

That's why we play our buttons, doncha know? Position = good.

[GrinningBuddha]

I don't think I've ever cold-called twice preflop with aces in my life. I didn't start here!

[kurto]

I'm running at 26BB/100 at $50 Full tilt tonight when all of the sudden my fire alarms go off. My toilet shutoff value has busted and water is leaking. It has gone done the AC vents, through the floor and into the smoke detector. Needless to say this puts an end to my good streak.

Anyhoo... the fun hand.

History- Just the hand before I lost a decent pot to the guy to my immediate right (who is playing 55/10ish... there are TWO people at my table playing 55% of all hands. The second guy is the one who pushes first in this hand. Needless to say, when he pushed, I laughed. Before the hand finished I typed, "Sidebet- win or lose SB will have the worst hand preflop." The only person I slightly worried about was the UTG who was slightly tighter then the other two (with stats of 30/7...) Though for whatever reason I read it as a pathetic attempt to isolate.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $41.55</u>
BB: $49.75
<u>UTG: $71.50</u>
UTG+1: $17.45
<u>Hero (MP1): $50</u>
MP2: $109.05
SB (small blind): $0 (why does it say they have 0???)
CO: $0
CO (button): $0

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.75</font>, MP2 calls $2.75, SB calls $2.50, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $5</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21.50</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $41.55</font>, UTG calls $36.55, Hero calls $20.05

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($127.90) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
UTG checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($127.90) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
UTG checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($127.90) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $8.45</font>, UTG calls $8.45

Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Sixes) and won (+$127.25)
SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and lost (-$41.55)
UTG had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Tens) and lost (-$50)

Pot Size: $144.80 ($1.80 Rake)

[kolotoure]

Grinning, I won't post that hand where I value called bottom pair

[GrinningBuddha]

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Grinning, I won't post that hand where I value called bottom pair

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The only one I see is where you called and made a running flush against a guy's flopped trips. You sure you thinking of me?

Not that bottom pair isn't good sometimes against me, mind you.

[kolotoure]

I had Ax and a 2p2er 3-bet me. Checked to river and he bets and I I call with bottom pair Ace kicker IIRC. It might have been Kaz actually.

Which flush v flopped trips hand?

[SirFelixCat]

Had a couple of fun hands vs czGlory tonight. His AA&gt; than my KK. But my 89h&gt; than his KK. Fun for the whole table.

Nice playing with you, cz.

[Leviathan101]

I probably played h1 horribly, but everyone knows MP is a super super super donk, like there are 4 Tags, Me and MP and everyone is chasing after MP. I thought I might be ahead of BTN's range and I assumed he loosened up against the fish (I know the BTN is a thinking player from previous sessions, dunno why he didn't reload)
MP is unknown for stats, but proved himself an idiot in the two previous hands already. The deep stack said he got his entire stack from him. 11 hands later MP is running 100/38.7/5.5

3rd Hand at the table.
Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB ($511.85)
UTG ($50)
<font color="#C00000">MP ($104.05)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($49.25)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Button ($34.50)</font>
SB ($78.70)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $1</font>, Hero calls $1, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $5.75</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP calls $4.75, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $49.25 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $28.75 (All-In), MP calls $43.50.

Flop: ($133.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($133.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($133.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $133.75

MP has Jd 8h (one pair, jacks).
Hero has Jc Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Button has Qc Qh (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $133.75.

4th Hand at the table.
Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

SB ($511.35)
BB ($50)
<font color="#C00000">UTG ($54.80)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($130.75)</font>
<font color="#C00000">CO ($0)</font>
Button ($78.45)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $2.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $4.5</font>, Hero calls $2, SB calls $2.

Flop: ($14) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $12</font>, Hero calls $12, SB folds.

Turn: ($38) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($38) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $38.3 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $38.30.

Final Pot: $114.60

UTG has 4s Tc (high card, king).
Hero has 9s 9d (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $114.60.

Leave on BB? 3388.75PTBB/100. Sustainable?

On another note... at the same time on another table...

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (3 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB ($107.20)
Button ($79.35)
Hero ($126.95)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $1.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $4.25.

Flop: ($12.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $28</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $120.95 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $45.35 (All-In).

Turn: ($206.80) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($206.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $206.80

Hero has 6s 7s (flush, queen high).
Button has 5s 4s (flush, queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins $206.80.

And to imagine, I was down the whole night until this 2 minute period.

[Everlong]

Hey wtf Baluga
Is the rivercard different if I lead turn?

This moron wouldn't fold an ace here ever


Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.10/$0.25 Blinds
5 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

SB: $26.20
<u>Hero (BB): $24.90</u>
<u>UTG: $124.55</u>
CO: $5.75
BTN: $23.35

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $0.80</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.55

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($1.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $0.25</font>, Hero calls $0.25

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($2.20) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $1.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.50</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $11.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $23.85</font>, UTG calls $12.35

<font color="black">River:</font> ($49.90) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $49.90 ($2 Rake)

UTG had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Aces)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Threes full of Tens)