Where is Brandi?

[isapistola]

how many personalities does she have here now? one as herself, one as her boyfriend "brandon" and now one as her assistant.

all you morons lining up to ask "who cares?" are being a bit conradictive.

[Benedict]

Eight pages of "who cares?" replies? I am sure she really feels the apathy.

Glad to hear she is still living the dream.

[Patrick Bateman]

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Eight pages of "who cares?" replies? I am sure she really feels the apathy.

Glad to hear she is still living the dream.

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Eight pages? Better check your forum settings yo

[demon102]

I despise these Brandi threads, so damn many of them. I really thought I would not be seeing another one but of course here it is without fail.

[Rushmore]

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For those dying to know... no gossip. No drama. She is in Los Angeles and has been for the past couple weeks.

Currently she is staying at the Commerce and has been playing high stakes cash games and tournaments online. She is also working with a celebrity fitness trainer 5 days a week to get in premium shape. She is on a meal plan and has food delivered to the casino every day for her.

In her limited ammount of spare time, she has been partying with friends and spoiling her broke boyfriend.

Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

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It's funny to imagine the buildup preceding this post:

"Not only has there not been a thread about me at 2+2, I haven't even been mentioned at all for months. It looks like I need to rekindle my abject relationship with the outside world. I'll make a post that infers that I am now a success in every aspect of my feeble existence and then in a half-assed attempt at veiling my moronic and unbelievable brag ("high stakes"), I will further my mendacity by signing "assistant."

<Sigh>

[BuddyQ]

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I despise these Brandi threads, so damn many of them. I really thought I would not be seeing another one but of course here it is without fail.

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Yes but August is a slow month for 2+2 page views/site traffic, so Brandi's 'assistant' thought the time was right to try and drum up some Brandi page click magic.

I have also been able to dig up a pic of Brandi's assistant, see below:

[bustedromo]

Somebody tell Phil Laak that Brandi Rose can hook him up with black tar in quantity. That should take care of itself.

[GoRedBirds]

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Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament as the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

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FYP

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I likes.

[hurtchow]

I can't help but feel Brandi is the Paris Hilton of poker. We know very little of any accomplishments she's had, yet we all know who she is.

Too bad I'm feeding the beast right now as I speak her name.

[Jazzy3113]

I detest posting in a Brandi thread but i do it to implore you guys not to keep responding to this thread. Let it die a quick death. I hope this action will a have a twofold result.
1. Brandi will realize that she is no longer relevant and be discouraged that the nerds on here no longer go crazy on threads just when they hear her name.
2. Because she obviously suffers from some sort of attention complex she will do something very stupid which we can then revel in.
I hope this is the last post.