Teen pregnancy (Or:I'm too young to be a dad)

[tuq]

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I'm 16, single, and pregnant.

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Congratulations.

[Hopey]

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I'm 16, single, and pregnant. I'm keeping my baby =]

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How will you be able to support your baby until you're old enough to strip?

[SonofDjugashvili]

OK, kids time for some wisdom from a veteran of the snatch wars. This is the same inspirational speech I gave a friend who managed to get a woman preg (luckily, she miscarried). I calculated, given our income at the time, that this little error would have cost him $350,000-$800,000 until he was done paying.
SO, if you must have sex with women (and who doesn't), no vaginal until you get a v-section. The young ladies have 2 other holes, which are perfectly delightful, and work just as well as spunk receptacles, with the added benefit of no babies (note: if Boris Becker's fate scares you, make sure she swallows). To the OP, it's probably nothing, but get ready with your abortion argument or you are f-ed.

[Blarg]

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Abortion is murder - Its wrong, simple as that. I'm not here to judge you.

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Too late.

[eastcoaster]

Do her other 20 fockbuddies all wear condoms?

[David H]

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Do her other 20 fockbuddies all wear condoms?

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Neither original nor accurate...try again.

[NozeCandy]

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Abortion is murder - Its wrong, simple as that. I'm not here to judge you.

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Too late.

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Seriously, it's a shame her parents thought the same way.

[Freakin]

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i seriously don't believe this [censored] about 14% typical rate for pregnancy I think this is total [censored] of cold calling [censored] in trailer parks who say yeh i use condoms all year which equates to one in ten times and yeh i got pregnant. I've been having sex with condoms for 8years regularly and i've never knocked up a chick. That doesn't mean I haven't had to buy morning after pills when it's broken or when i've gone raw but I still fail to believe these statistics otherwise i'm due for a kid which freaks me out.

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you're probably just sterile...

[Signal777]

Probably not pregnant. I agree that stress of thinking you may be pregnant may lead to symptoms of pregnancy, such as stomach sickness, missed periods, both attributable to nerves.

[zasterguava]

Your 17 and getting laid on a regular basis, quit moaning about your gf feeling dizzy.