BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

[Butcho22]

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why don't you post pics? it's not like this is the sort of site she frequents. your avatar will come back if you post pics.

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Looks like the promise of her myspace link in 11 months was good enough,lol [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[RunyonAve]

Think this is what REALLY happened!

[bmwguy525]

You misused a comma there, which leads me to believe that you DEF nailed the fat one.

[Georgia Avenue]

OP wait let's get all the facts:
You nailed a chick without any protection
who wasnt on the pill
and is now gonna go have an insta-bortion,
a girl that you are living with
who waited until it was clear that she really shouldnt be banging you
before letting you daterape her
twice(four times)
and who is obsessed with sex
with you (?)
and is probably a stage 5 cling-o-rama,
who is minimum 35 years old,
and suspected of being fat
?

HIFIVE
--GA

[Butcho22]

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OP wait let's get all the facts:
You nailed a chick without any protection
who wasnt on the pill
and is now gonna go have an insta-bortion,
a girl that you are living with
who waited until it was clear that she really shouldnt be banging you
before pretty much raping you while she was blackout wasted
twice(four times)
and who is obsessed with sex
with you (?)
and is probably a stage 5 cling-o-rama,
who is 33 years old,
and suspected of being fat by those who have never sexed a hot girl which for some reason means that can't comprehend the idea of anybody sexing a girl who isn't fat and nasty
?

HIFIVE
--GA

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Yep, i'd say you nailed it.

[bmwguy525]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]GA

your analyseees are always so good

[Gildwulf]

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OP wait let's get all the facts:
You nailed a chick without any protection
who wasnt on the pill
and is now gonna go have an insta-bortion,
a girl that you are living with
who waited until it was clear that she really shouldnt be banging you
before pretty much raping you while she was blackout wasted
twice(four times)
and who is obsessed with sex
with you (?)
and is probably a stage 5 cling-o-rama,
who is 33 years old,
and suspected of being fat by those who have never sexed a hot girl which for some reason means that can't comprehend the idea of anybody sexing a girl who isn't fat and nasty
?

HIFIVE
--GA

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Yep, i'd say you nailed a fatty.

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[SuperNooB]

haaaaa All I got to say is .... get ready to find a new roomate - no big deal .. shes going to miss her period a swear shes Prego!
Your going to sweat it for 3 weeks .. make all these crazy plans .. or run for your life ! Good Luck !

[mbillie1]

Eh [censored] it man, just keep nailing her and try to ward off a relationship. I mean most actual relationships are just attempts to balance as much sex as possible with as little of everything else. You live with a hot roommate who wants to bang you all the time... this is not a bad thing. If she acts crazy you can always enlist the aid of the fatty (who will presumably delight in breaking off this situation)

[rubbrband]

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