Animal survivor tourney

[Chairman Wood]

How is the elephant even going to touch the fighter? Man could have his way with him just moving around and staying away from the tusks. Honestly I don't even know how the elephant beat the bear.

[mason55]

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Few animals could tackle a 10-foot crocodile and win, and virtually nothing can hope to escape an encounter with an 18-foot crocodile without losing its head!

- Wildlife Management International research officer Dr. Adam Britton


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Found here . Seriously, a blood-hungry 2000 lb reptile moving at 35 mph is not something you just "Steve Irwin." It's not that easy.

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SO he loses to hippo and elephant. Good to know.

[Clarkmeister]

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Thoughts?

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We may actually have to post some profiles of the animals in question or do some research kind of like what was posted above about the crocs. Kind of a "tale of the tape" if you will.

[Chairman Wood]

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Seriosuly dude. Maybe people aren't thinking clearly, I don't know. People just don't go around killing crocadiles, that's why we invented guns.

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Have you ever seen crocidile hunter. UFC man has to be a hell of a lot better at wrestling croc than even him. It is simply a matter of devising a way to kill it after getting his jaw trapped shut.

[vulturesrow]

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You guys voting for the UFC champ are on crack. For Christ's sake, he's fighting a damned crocadile!

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Fat rednecks in Florida pin 'gators on a regular basis. I see no problem with UFC fighter putting the croc in the hoosegow. Booyakasha!

[Chairman Wood]

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And so what if a human could hold a crocodiles mouth shut. It would be very difficult for the human to get close enough to do this, and large crocodile could easily shake off a human even if he did get a hold of his mouth.

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Do you ever watch TV

[zagosh]

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How is the elephant even going to touch the fighter? Man could have his way with him just moving around and staying away from the tusks. Honestly I don't even know how the elephant beat the bear.

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First of all, the human could do NOTHING to the elephant, besides dance around him (10 - 20 orbits tops).
Second of all, elephants are alot faster than you think(have you ever seen an angry elephant?) You are probably envisioning one just grazing and relaxi......Oh my God, I'm explaining how an elephant could kill a human in some internet chat room. I am now going to kill myself.

[Evan]

Okay, let's say he is. So he puts the croc in a full-nelson or whatever, he has the croc in some sort of submissive position, now what? he still has to figure out how to kill the damned thing! If it was a timed match than I think the UFC guy could probably pull a draw out of his ass, but if someone has to die its gonna be him every time.

[Subfallen]

End of discussion, no?

[Clarkmeister]

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Oh my God, I'm explaining how an elephant could kill a human in some internet chat room. I am now going to kill myself.

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This could end up being the best thread ever.