Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT

[Georgia Avenue]

This thread is scaring me because I just started dating (effing) a chick who is either really smart or totally nuts. She's hot and f--ks like a banshee though. Ah crap maybe she's crazy too. Dagnabbit.

Help.

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This thread is scaring me because I just started dating (effing) a chick who is either really smart or totally nuts. She's hot and f--ks like a banshee though. Ah crap maybe she's crazy too. Dagnabbit.

Help.

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We will require at least 8 trip reports to decide between freakishly awesome and batshit crazy. If I don't see you in Vegas this July should I just assume the worst?

[its_just_me]

since i usually end up with teh most weird chicks one can imagine (not sure why) she could be my next gf

[dngrjoe]

This thread is so [censored] great.

But the thing that made me laugh the most was:

"I met this chick - Shes [censored] crazy. Shes so [censored] crazy! [explanation why chick is crazy] [censored] she's crazy"

And then:

"We are going out for lunch tomorrow though"

ahahahaaaha, I like your style.

[holdme]

This girl is totally barking mad.

[SNOWBALL]

Just got a text saying "I enjoy every new biology book last night I read a new one" (no she [censored] didn't)

What in the hell is she talking about? BBV, write my return text message. I really don't care what it says. Just make it an eyebrow raising nonsequitur

[dngrjoe]

I enjoy every new pussy. Last night I [censored] a new one.

[WayAbvPar]

The human head weighs 8 pounds.

[boomshakalaka]

I say just start flinging crazy analogies and conversation starter questions at her that make no sense at all, exp.:

Iraq is a mess, but would it really have been better for bush to ride into town on a white trophy horse?

Love is like a turtle, sometimes its appendages are tucked away out of sight, sometimes they are visible.

[RayPowers]

I enjoy the Eiffel Tower