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View Poll Results: What would gay people want?
Pill (remember it only works on babies) 12 16.44%
No Pill 43 58.90%
I have no right to answer this OR I have no imagination 18 24.66%
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:16 PM
jstill jstill is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

this is a breaking point for lots of chicks ive found.

dont believe her when shes says shes always available. another year or two and u ll be going a few days with no sex easily then its all down hill.

find a chick that likes to watch porn with u, thats the key to happiness. haha jk what do i know about relationships
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:22 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

is your girlfriend 14 and really dumb?
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Old 03-31-2007, 06:46 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

dude so standard to say you beat off to her.
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Old 03-31-2007, 06:47 PM
xwillience xwillience is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

i really dont see the problem. all u have to do is literally call her up everytime your in the mood and she will either a) retract her previous request or b) youll be getting lots of sexy time which is better than jackng off to porn. either way you win. plus you let her think she has some say over you (+EV) but she really doesnt (++EV).

the only real problem is that shell want to move in soon which is CLEARLY -EV. just outline your rules... (u can hang out after sex but i have school work and [censored] to do so I wont be able to pay 100% attention)
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Old 03-31-2007, 06:49 PM
demon102 demon102 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

dude post a pick of ur girl so I an beat off to it!!!!
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Old 03-31-2007, 07:12 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

call her up bright and early once, say you need to squeeze one out.

also right before you were going to bed.

repeat for 2 weeks, boom.
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Old 03-31-2007, 07:16 PM
MrBrightside MrBrightside is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

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Dont tell her nothing just get rid of her. Do you understand that woman are 1 million times worse when you marry them and if she is already this big of a pain in the ass you will have your hands full. Get rid of the bitch now homie. This [censored] aint no joke. Who wants to put up with nonsense like that.

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QFMFGDT Qutoed for mother far k ing GD truthiness!. This is coming from a guy who has been (happily) married for quite a while. If she's pulling this crap now, you'll be one of those sad sacks only getting it once every three months after you've been married a few years.
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Old 03-31-2007, 07:18 PM
Skoob Skoob is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

If the problem is when she comes over to gratify you but doesn't leave right away, just go to her place.

Finish up, zip up, walk out. Thanks, bitch.
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Old 03-31-2007, 07:46 PM
majesty2009 majesty2009 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

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wank to porn when she isnt around.

clear your history and temp files

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This still doesnt stop the problem of her bitchin at you and telling you to do unreasonable crap. Time to get out.
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Old 03-31-2007, 07:48 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

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wank to porn when she isnt around.

clear your history and temp files

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This still doesnt stop the problem of her bitchin at you and telling you to do unreasonable crap. Time to get out.

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do u know any girls thats not the case with? Im guessing u are and have been single for quite some time.
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