Official Party Regulars Thread

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If skoriy is on here I have to tell you that you are the biggest [censored] moron I have ever seen. So everyone knows what I'm talking about, there is a 90/10 at our 2/4 table with $2400 who is spewing chips, and this jackass is giving him advice at the table, telling him not to call big bets from tags cause we won't bluff him etc. You must really hate money you [censored] retart.

[Erik W]

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Must upgrade to Postgres 8.2. My PT is lightning after I made the switch.

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Does PT support PostGres 8.2 now?
Before it just supported 8.0 and when I upgraded to 8.1 it did not work at all.

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Must upgrade to Postgres 8.2. My PT is lightning after I made the switch.

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Does PT support PostGres 8.2 now?
Before it just supported 8.0 and when I upgraded to 8.1 it did not work at all.

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Yes, theres instructions for upgrading in their forum and it works great.

[CopTHIS]

Yes I know you get swings big swings in these sample sizes, but there is something about Guku winning over 100k hands that makes me want to cut my own head off.

[Michaelson]

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If skoriy is on here I have to tell you that you are the biggest [censored] moron I have ever seen. So everyone knows what I'm talking about, there is a 90/10 at our 2/4 table with $2400 who is spewing chips, and this jackass is giving him advice at the table, telling him not to call big bets from tags cause we won't bluff him etc. You must really hate money you [censored] retart.

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I was at a table yesterday where Umsien, himself a massive fish, was doing exactly the same thing. I've never been tilted harder. Villain has a stack of over $3000, will call ANYTHING preflop, 80% on the flop and about 60% of hands on the turn, and any hand with a pair on the river, and Umstien is relentlessly berrating him, explaining how bad he is etc etc.

After this hand I absolutely lost it:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero ($1005)</font>
UTG ($578.57)
MP ($612.50)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($2377.98)</font>
SB ($764)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $24</font>, SB (poster) calls $21, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $120</font>, Button calls $102, SB folds.

Flop: ($276) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $267</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $534</font>, Hero calls $999 (All-In), Button calls $345.

Turn: ($2421) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($2421) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $2421

Results in white below:
Hero has Qh Qs (one pair, queens).
Button has 4c 5d (straight, nine high).
Outcome: Button wins $2421.

[oyvindgee]

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If skoriy is on here I have to tell you that you are the biggest [censored] moron I have ever seen. So everyone knows what I'm talking about, there is a 90/10 at our 2/4 table with $2400 who is spewing chips, and this jackass is giving him advice at the table, telling him not to call big bets from tags cause we won't bluff him etc. You must really hate money you [censored] retart.

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I was at a table yesterday where Umsien, himself a massive fish, was doing exactly the same thing. I've never been tilted harder. Villain has a stack of over $3000, will call ANYTHING preflop, 80% on the flop and about 60% of hands on the turn, and any hand with a pair on the river, and Umstien is relentlessly berrating him, explaining how bad he is etc etc.

After this hand I absolutely lost it:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero ($1005)</font>
UTG ($578.57)
MP ($612.50)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($2377.98)</font>
SB ($764)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $24</font>, SB (poster) calls $21, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $120</font>, Button calls $102, SB folds.

Flop: ($276) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $267</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $534</font>, Hero calls $999 (All-In), Button calls $345.

Turn: ($2421) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($2421) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $2421

Results in white below:
Hero has Qh Qs (one pair, queens).
Button has 4c 5d (straight, nine high).
Outcome: Button wins $2421.

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Yeah, Umstien deserve to rot in hell. More importanly, WHO is your avatar? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Borka]

I was kind of upset when I found out that I didn't run hotter than absoultly everyone. But March kind of cheers me up and gives me hope that maybe I still do.

[chiaroscuro]

Wow, take the rest of the year off please.

[kotkis]

Damn that's sick. Breakdown by stakes?

[Borka]

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Damn that's sick. Breakdown by stakes?

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~2k hands NL1k
~16k hands NL2k
~500 hands NL5k