I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread) - Page 8

OziBattler · #71 01-13-2007, 06:33 PM

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ozi,

is BB some kind of brilliant hand reader? how does he not 3bet the top boat there? also, wtf did CO have, AJ?

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heh! that's what I said to ozi this morning, but I think he was too pissed (aussie pissed = drunk) to answer coherently.

Just kept mumbling something about poker being easy (and it's not easy to mumble in IM).

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he read me for quads...or doesnt know that a boat beats a flush. As I said...poker is easy....I havent hit a 1 outer in zomg so long and I score it in a balla pot. Paradise really is paradise although im gunna have to delay my 2k post as my W2SD just went up. haha.

so basically last night I drink 2 bottles of red wine and go on a hot streak. zomg.

poker is easay

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Ozi is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 raises, 3 folds, Ozi 3-bets, BB folds, UTG calls, UTG+2 folds, MP2 caps, Ozi calls, UTG calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (14SB, 3 players)
Ozi bets, UTG folds, MP2 calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8BB, 2 players)
Ozi bets, MP2 raises, Ozi 3-bets, MP2 caps, Ozi calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (16BB, 2 players)
Ozi bets, MP2 raises, Ozi 3-bets, MP2 caps, Ozi calls.

Results:
Final pot: 24BB
MP2 lost 5.25 shows Ks Kc 
Ozi bet 5.25 collected 11.50 net 6.25 shows Ad Ah 

no really, it is easy...the guy I CR on the flop was a maniac btw.

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Ozi is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 raises, CO calls, Ozi calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (14SB, 9 players)
Ozi checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, CO bets, Ozi raises, BB calls, 2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (12BB, 7 players)
Ozi checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (12BB, 7 players)
Ozi bets, BB folds, MP1 raises, 2 folds, Ozi 3-bets, MP1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 18BB
MP1 lost 2.50 4s 5s 
Ozi bet 2.50 collected 8.60 net 6.10 shows 9s 9d 

no REALLY..it is easay..this is how you slow roll it...villian is a maniac and ive wooped his ass so many times I figured I'd let him think he was ahead. holla.

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Ozi is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Ozi raises, UTG+2 calls, 5 folds, BB 3-bets, Ozi caps, UTG+2 calls, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (12.4SB, 4 players)
BB bets, Ozi calls, UTG+2 calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7.7BB, 4 players)
BB bets, Ozi raises, UTG+2 folds, BB 3-bets, Ozi caps, BB calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (15.7BB, 3 players)
BB bets, Ozi raises, BB 3-bets, Ozi caps, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 23.7BB
BB lost 5.25 9d 7s 
Ozi bet 5.25 collected 11.35 net 6.10 shows Kd Kh

shadow. · #72 01-13-2007, 08:04 PM

did anyone just see lou dobbs?

jesus christ what a [censored] idiot.

for someone who went to harvard, he sure loves to rail against "academic elites".

the dude really has some [censored] up ideas about what "hurts america", including american corporations making money.

OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NO PROFITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg i am on tilt b/c of him.

unholla

Aaron W. · #73 01-13-2007, 08:08 PM

$2/4, here I come!

kerowo · #74 01-13-2007, 09:08 PM

So I'm up 40BB in less than an hour and I'm stopping for the night to have some chili and TV. Anyone else lose interest when they run sick hot for a while?

shadow. · #75 01-13-2007, 09:50 PM

hi all,

i was curious:

how do you run well at pokering?

inquisitively,

john

Jaran · #76 01-13-2007, 10:06 PM

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hi all,

i was curious:

how do you run well at pokering?

inquisitively,

john

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Get dealt good hands.

Helpfully,
Russ

nerdking · #77 01-13-2007, 10:21 PM

yo shadow, what was lou dobbs saying that got you so pissed?

00Snitch · #78 01-14-2007, 12:38 AM

nice one aaron.

shadow. · #79 01-14-2007, 12:44 AM

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yo shadow, what was lou dobbs saying that got you so pissed?

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apparently, free trade hurts americans. i'll get a transcript tomorrow.

also, commies = bad bad bad.

bennyhana · #80 01-14-2007, 03:23 AM

Hey, how bout giving unlimited bet hold them a try? That's where all the action and the fish are!!!

I've got a better idea, how about I eat your ass and you can [censored] on my face!!!!

What the living [censored]!!! 3 one outers in 2 days and I'm all in on all three?!?!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($49.65)
UTG ($11.75)
NL Loser ($18.80)
CO ($45.85)
Button ($24.15)
SB ($30.05)

Preflop: NL Loser is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, NL Loser raises to $1, CO calls $1, 3 folds.

Flop: ($2.35) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
NL Loser bets $1, CO raises to $2.5, NL Loser calls $1.50.

Turn: ($7.35) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
NL Loser checks, CO bets $2.5, NL Loser raises to $15.3, CO calls $12.80.

River: ($37.95) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $37.95

Results in white below: 
NL Loser has Ah Ad (full house, aces full of kings).
CO has 2d Kd (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: CO wins $37.95. 

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