Jokes that push the envelope

[housenuts]

Q: Why don't you throw rocks at an indian riding a bike?

A: <font color="white"> Trick question. You always throw rocks at an indian riding a bike </font>

[TheBlueMonster]

what's 3 feet tall and gives the best head?









my son

[garion888]

Not really the envelope...more like the stamp...

What's Long and Hard on a Black Man?

<font color="white"> The Third Grade</font>

[dvsfun1]

Q: What has 8 legs, shuffles real fast, and cries "ho-de-do"!


A: <font color="white"> Four black guys running for the elevator. </font>

[benza13]

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Q: Why do they call the NYPD "New York's Finest"?
A: <font color="white"> Because after 9/11 you can pass them through a sieve </font>

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Ok, this is probably the most tasteless joke in the thread, and is the latest reason on the list of why I am going to hell.

[solids]

what do you call 1000 black guys skydiving at the same time?








night

[WhatDoesCallMean]

whats the one thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?








Not being retarded

[Chaostracize]

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Haha durkah, nice. A couple of gems:

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.



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I heard that one as..."One scoop vanilla, one scoop dead baby."

[Golden_Rhino]

[ QUOTE ]
whats the one thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?








Not being retarded

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I laughed

[suppasonic]

Want to hear a joke?
<font color="white"> Women's rights </font>

Why shouldn't you give a woman a watch?
<font color="white"> There's a clock on the oven </font>

How many men does it take to open a beer?
<font color="white"> None, it should be open when she brings it. </font>

Why did the woman cross the road?
<font color="white"> That doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen? </font>

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
<font color="white"> Its evolutionary, so they can stand closer to the counter. </font>