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Old 11-04-2006, 02:34 AM
GetThere1Time GetThere1Time is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

This thread needs more Will Smith. Gimme the beat of:




Now this is a story all about how
grim accepted a flip and then turned it down
He said " What ya gonna do about it if this [censored] aint fair?"
We thought Grim had some gamble but he wont call with AIR.

In west white suburbia, born and raised
On the tables is where he spent most of his days
Killin 6-max, stackin some fools,
wearin 20 dollar aviators tryin to look cool

Grim played a little heads up, and he wasn't no good.
Started makin trouble for his livelyhood.
He lost one-hundred k and then he got scared
He said, "I'm movin down where bld and rekrul wont care."



He whistled for a flip and when it came near
The screenname said e-streets and there was 5k in the chair
"You go all-in first. I'll call it. I swear!"
"I could use 5k, that's a lotta skin care"

When his cards came up he had a seven-six on the table
And he yelled to e-streets, "Yo home, smell ya lata "
Now his bankroll is drainin, karma's finally there!
To settle in his throne as the prince of unfair.
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:34 PM
stealthmunk stealthmunk is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[ QUOTE ]
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

This thread needs more Will Smith. Gimme the beat of:




Now this is a story all about how
grim accepted a flip and then turned it down
He said " What ya gonna do about it if this [censored] aint fair?"
We thought Grim had some gamble but he wont call with AIR.

In west white suburbia, born and raised
On the tables is where he spent most of his days
Killin 6-max, stackin some fools,
wearin 20 dollar aviators tryin to look cool

Grim played a little heads up, and he wasn't no good.
Started makin trouble for his livelyhood.
He lost one-hundred k and then he got scared
He said, "I'm movin down where bld and rekrul wont care."



He whistled for a flip and when it came near
The screenname said e-streets and there was 5k in the chair
"You go all-in first. I'll call it. I swear!"
"I could use 5k, that's a lotta skin care"

When his cards came up he had a seven-six on the table
And he yelled to e-streets, "Yo home, smell ya lata "
Now his bankroll is drainin, karma's finally there!
To settle in his throne as the prince of unfair.

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This is really good. I laughed. Needs to be quoted.
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Old 04-11-2007, 07:01 PM
Wilpro Wilpro is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

This thread needs more Will Smith. Gimme the beat of:




Now this is a story all about how
grim accepted a flip and then turned it down
He said " What ya gonna do about it if this [censored] aint fair?"
We thought Grim had some gamble but he wont call with AIR.

In west white suburbia, born and raised
On the tables is where he spent most of his days
Killin 6-max, stackin some fools,
wearin 20 dollar aviators tryin to look cool

Grim played a little heads up, and he wasn't no good.
Started makin trouble for his livelyhood.
He lost one-hundred k and then he got scared
He said, "I'm movin down where bld and rekrul wont care."



He whistled for a flip and when it came near
The screenname said e-streets and there was 5k in the chair
"You go all-in first. I'll call it. I swear!"
"I could use 5k, that's a lotta skin care"

When his cards came up he had a seven-six on the table
And he yelled to e-streets, "Yo home, smell ya lata "
Now his bankroll is drainin, karma's finally there!
To settle in his throne as the prince of unfair.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is really good. I laughed. Needs to be quoted.

[/ QUOTE ]

winnar
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Old 10-05-2007, 04:31 PM
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

bump

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:50 PM
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:10 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

loooooool
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:14 PM
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

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OK,

I WAS THINKING GUYS...WE GOT A GRIMSTARR HERE AND WE GOT FREESTYLERS...SO WHY NOT HAVE A GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST, BEST RAP ABOUT GRIMSTARR GETS CUSTOM GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST CHAMPION TITLE

every rap starts off with opening chant

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

you have one minute on the mic, not including how long it takes you to type BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE TYPE MFING FASTER THAN OTHERS

GO GOGOGOGOGOGOOGOG

IM LO0OKING AT U DAN BRITELITE

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beat grimstarr is in ur title.. he pwns you

why did i join 2+2 again?
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:27 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
OK,

I WAS THINKING GUYS...WE GOT A GRIMSTARR HERE AND WE GOT FREESTYLERS...SO WHY NOT HAVE A GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST, BEST RAP ABOUT GRIMSTARR GETS CUSTOM GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST CHAMPION TITLE

every rap starts off with opening chant

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

you have one minute on the mic, not including how long it takes you to type BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE TYPE MFING FASTER THAN OTHERS

GO GOGOGOGOGOGOOGOG

IM LO0OKING AT U DAN BRITELITE

[/ QUOTE ]

beat grimstarr is in ur title.. he pwns you

why did i join 2+2 again?

[/ QUOTE ]

ya if only grimstarr was here to let me know how badly I was owned...oh wait his 2p2 account was hacked lol pwned
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:29 PM
Bad Beat Maker Bad Beat Maker is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Grimstarr, where the f*** do I start?
The dude got hacked what a retart (see what I did there?)!!!
Homie got some skills at the game of poker,
but 0% skills at the game of POKE HER.

But real talk what the [censored] is up.
I help this guy out and I get no love.
THIS IS WHERE I PUT THE DUDE ON FULL BLAST,
AND BRING UP HIS DIRTY MUTHA [censored] PAST.

So, as I login to homies e-mail to get it back,
what the hell do I see besides emails of rakeback?
No lie, what I saw was seven pornsite payments,
instead of using his dough on raiments.
(((rai·ment (rā'mənt) Pronunciation Key
n. Clothing; garments. )))

Alright so I dunno if I got 16 bars,
but I'm out like a god damn alien from mars.

Peace.


PS- PM me for details on porn sites.
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Old 10-05-2007, 08:34 PM
Bad Beat Maker Bad Beat Maker is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

Noone likes my rap?
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