the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard

[miajag]

youtalkfunny's poolroom story reminds me of a similar faux pas I made. A couple years ago I was doing an online fantasy football draft with a bunch of my friends and a couple other guys I didn't know (CJ and Desmond) who they invited. During the draft the subject of Jamal Lewis' drug arrest came up, and someone said something like "Ugh, why is he so stupid?" and I responded "Probably because he's black." There were a few seconds of "silence" in the chat and then one of my friends IMed me and said "Umm, CJ is black."

[David H]

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

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you are dumb.

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O RLY?

[Hopey]

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

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you are dumb.

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O RLY?

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I love it when people try to pass off these kinds of stories as their own.

[Requiem1010]

After the movie "Ray" came out, my aunt was talking about it over a family dinner. She started detailing how his little brother had drowned when he was just a little kid.

I come out with this gem: "I bet he didn't see that coming!"

Jaws dropped.

[Runkmud]

Years ago, one Thanksgiving I decided to go with the girl I was dating and her sister to homeless shelter to help serve food. Her sister is ultra liberal. On the ride there she tells me I should probably take off my watch, to which I respond, "If I take off my watch, how will they know I'm better than they are???" She was mortified. During the serving, it turned out I knew three of the folks in line well, she almost forgave me because of that.

[Hollywade]

Before I was even old enough to fully understand most movies, I loved them enough to quote them. The prime example of this is Ghostbusters. I couldn't get enough of it when I was a kid.

Case in point: We're in Florida at an IHOP. I'm 5 years old. I spill my orange juice all over the table. The waitress asks us who spilled the juice. I say, "Dickless here," referring to myself.

By the way, as good as Ghostbusters is when you're five. I would say it's roughly twice as good when you're 24.

[OneForTheMel]

I was talking to one of my friends about this girl we knew and he dropped this jem, "Ewww, no way I'd [censored] her, didn't she have cancer?"

[youtalkfunny]

Can't believe I forgot this one:

My wife's parents fly out to Vegas to visit us. They bring my wife's grandmother, close to 90 years old. First time on an airplane, probably first time she in a state that didn't border her native Arkansas. They got a room at the Barbary.

We meet them at the Barbary for dinner. My wife's parents meet us in the restaurant, and explain that Granny is taking an nap.

Granny shows up unexpectedly during dinner. She explained that she thought she heard something in the hall outside her room. She went out to investigate, and the heavy door closed behind her, locking her out. She asked a passing maid to open her door, but the maid explained that for security reasons, she wasn't allowed to open locked doors for people she didn't know.

Or, as Granny so eloquently put it, loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear, "That half-monkey African n****r wouldn't open the door for me."

Nice to meet you too, Granny.

[Eagles]

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

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you are dumb.

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O RLY?

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I love it when people try to pass off these kinds of stories as their own.

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Wait so my friend was lying?

[Eagles]

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After the movie "Ray" came out, my aunt was talking about it over a family dinner. She started detailing how his little brother had drowned when he was just a little kid.

I come out with this gem: "I bet he didn't see that coming!"

Jaws dropped.

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I just laughed really loudly at this... does that make me a bad person?