Insult the poster above you with a movie quote

[Haribo Kid]

Bull s h i t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

[Toro]

You stupid fuc*ing c*nt. I'm talking to you, sh*thead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, a**hole? You're fu*king sh*t. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fu*king c*nt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, sh*thead.

[The Stranger]

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

[scotchnrocks]

Don't push it, don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe...let it go...LET IT GO!!!!!

[Russ M.]

You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a [censored]. Good father? [censored] you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you [censored]? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

[talentdeficit]

i can take anything you dish out. i am twice the man you are.

[RedJoker]

ask why, as*hole

[youtalkfunny]

[ QUOTE ]
You stupid fuc*ing c*nt. I'm talking to you, sh*thead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, a**hole? You're fu*king sh*t. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fu*king c*nt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, sh*thead.

[/ QUOTE ]

This was the first one I thought of, but I didn't want to do it if I couldn't do it perfectly.

Nice job.

[youtalkfunny]

So there you are, tubby. Look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. You baby gorilla. Why don't you work in a zoo, and stop bothering people? Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. They said that they're down to only five flavors. You're swelling up as I talk to you.

[maniacut]

You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfkin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are?