Possible gay roommate beat - Page 8

aejones · #71 09-09-2006, 10:42 AM

A good friend of mine walked in on his roomate beating off buck naked to gay porn his freshman year. The roomate swore he wasn't gay. My friend left the room as soon as he saw what he saw, and went and walked around campus. When he came back later that night, there was a lot of silence. Finally the roomate said "earlier, that wasn't what it looked like."

To which my friend replied, "Buddy, I'm pretty sure it couldn't have been anything else than exactly what I saw."

Chump Change · #72 09-09-2006, 10:45 AM

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A good friend of mine walked in on his roomate beating off buck naked to gay porn his freshman year. The roomate swore he wasn't gay. My friend left the room as soon as he saw what he saw, and went and walked around campus. When he came back later that night, there was a lot of silence. Finally the roomate said "earlier, that wasn't what it looked like."

To which my friend replied, "Buddy, I'm pretty sure it couldn't have been anything else than exactly what I saw."

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And then... hilarity ensues?

aejones · #73 09-09-2006, 10:51 AM

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A good friend of mine walked in on his roomate beating off buck naked to gay porn his freshman year. The roomate swore he wasn't gay. My friend left the room as soon as he saw what he saw, and went and walked around campus. When he came back later that night, there was a lot of silence. Finally the roomate said "earlier, that wasn't what it looked like."

To which my friend replied, "Buddy, I'm pretty sure it couldn't have been anything else than exactly what I saw."

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And then... hilarity ensues for all who hear the story, but not my friend with the [censored] roomate

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I think it was more silence. Funny follow up, this year he's a junior and he met someone on campus (smallish school) that is roomates with this kid this year. The guy's like "Yea I'm looking forward to it he's a really cool guy. Kind of quiet and to himself, but I can definately deal with that." So my friend says: "You don't care that he's gay?"

Then an arguement ensues about whether or not he's gay.

A week later, the kid apologizes to my friend, says he searched his new roomates computer when he was gone, and found just over 14 hours of gay porn. He couldn't get a roomate change without paying some sort of fine/fee, so he transfered schools because less than two weeks into the school year you can get like 95% of your tuition and room and board back.

I'd give more details, but I don't want to make stuff up and I've only heard this story twice.

DaDizz · #74 09-09-2006, 10:53 AM

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A good friend of mine walked in on his roomate beating off buck naked to gay porn his freshman year. The roomate swore he wasn't gay. My friend left the room as soon as he saw what he saw, and went and walked around campus. When he came back later that night, there was a lot of silence. Finally the roomate said "earlier, that wasn't what it looked like."

To which my friend replied, "Buddy, I'm pretty sure it couldn't have been anything else than exactly what I saw."

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OMG you have got to be shting me. Im not anti gay or anything but I would have shoved a dynamite stick down his throat if i saw that...jesus frkn [censored]. My freshman year i lived in the dorms and one of my suite mates would turn the shower off then you'd hear the pat,pat,pat of him beatin off. I couldn't take it and my roommate had a bunch of halfstick m80 fire works and we threw them in the corner of his shower. That was probably the funniest thing ive ever experienced first hand. But your story is out of control.

Keepitsimple · #75 09-09-2006, 10:57 AM

I dont understand. What wrong with living with a gay roommate? Just tell him to stop being naked.

SmackinYaUp · #76 09-09-2006, 11:08 AM

I found gay porn in my computer's hisotry one time...I confronted my roommate and he denied it and later got a girlfriend. I still have no idea how it got there.

Chump Change · #77 09-09-2006, 11:29 AM

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I found gay porn in my computer's hisotry one time...I confronted my roommate and he denied it and later got a girlfriend. I still have no idea how it got there.

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Loling. I found SHEMALE porn on my good friends computer. Although, this was a computer that was used by everybody who came by, and knowing these types of people, there was a 99/1 chance it was a case of somebody downloading it so everybody would say to my friend, "Damn, you got [censored] SHEMALE porn on your computer!" However, I still never brought it up.

Spleen · #78 09-09-2006, 11:30 AM

LOL, he probably only did this so you would stop sending him to the store for beer. Might be BBV genius at work here. That or he's gay. No money for it? You guys work that out in trade?

Chump Change · #79 09-09-2006, 11:31 AM

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A good friend of mine walked in on his roomate beating off buck naked to gay porn his freshman year. The roomate swore he wasn't gay. My friend left the room as soon as he saw what he saw, and went and walked around campus. When he came back later that night, there was a lot of silence. Finally the roomate said "earlier, that wasn't what it looked like."

To which my friend replied, "Buddy, I'm pretty sure it couldn't have been anything else than exactly what I saw."

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OMG you have got to be shting me. Im not anti gay or anything but I would have shoved a dynamite stick down his throat if i saw that...jesus frkn [censored]. My freshman year i lived in the dorms and one of my suite mates would turn the shower off then you'd hear the pat,pat,pat of him beatin off. I couldn't take it and my roommate had a bunch of halfstick m80 fire works and we threw them in the corner of his shower. That was probably the funniest thing ive ever experienced first hand. But your story is out of control.

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A stick of dynamite down somebody's throat is definitely anit-SOMETHING, Dizzy.

Chump Change · #80 09-09-2006, 11:37 AM

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A good friend of mine walked in on his roomate beating off buck naked to gay porn his freshman year. The roomate swore he wasn't gay. My friend left the room as soon as he saw what he saw, and went and walked around campus. When he came back later that night, there was a lot of silence. Finally the roomate said "earlier, that wasn't what it looked like."

To which my friend replied, "Buddy, I'm pretty sure it couldn't have been anything else than exactly what I saw."

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And then... hilarity ensues for all who hear the story, but not my friend with the [censored] roomate

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I think it was more silence. Funny follow up, this year he's a junior and he met someone on campus (smallish school) that is roomates with this kid this year. The guy's like "Yea I'm looking forward to it he's a really cool guy. Kind of quiet and to himself, but I can definately deal with that." So my friend says: "You don't care that he's gay?"

Then an arguement ensues about whether or not he's gay.

A week later, the kid apologizes to my friend, says he searched his new roomates computer when he was gone, and found just over 14 hours of gay porn. He couldn't get a roomate change without paying some sort of fine/fee, so he transfered schools because less than two weeks into the school year you can get like 95% of your tuition and room and board back.

I'd give more details, but I don't want to make stuff up and I've only heard this story twice.

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Thanks for the follow up, this is interesting.

See, I have mixed feelings about this. The knee-jerk response is to think you and especially your friend are incredible homophobes, and your friend is unscrupulous for invading the kid's privacy.

However, if we're talking a college dorm, which is like 3' by 4', practically smaller than a prison cell, with two young adults living there, then the gay kid has a serious problem for being so flauntingly exhibitionist (even if he thought the roommate wasnt coming back for awhile... come on) and making his roommates obviously uncomfortable.

Tough call.