How many 5 year-olds..... - Page 8

J_V · #1 01-18-2005, 06:10 PM

Yes, 100 is too low.

Mark L · #2 01-18-2005, 12:22 AM

how tall is the avg 5 yr old?

i actually think 30 is a pretty good number, but it could easily be much higher. the fact that you have to be knocked unconscious is what does it. these kids have to get you on the ground and hit you pretty friggin hard. even when your on the ground with a few of them on you, it shouldnt be too hard to get them off.

PLUS, at their height its probably pretty easy to kick them in the face (unless youre Evan). this might knock them unconscious right away.

whoever said the answer is single digits is stupid, stupid, stupid.

john voight · #3 07-25-2006, 05:20 AM

id say 22-27. if the all attack simultaneously, with great teamworck, id say 7-12. while they are samll, the punches in the nuts would def. hurt. also some would be biting. if 10 kids could surround you, that would be about 400-600 lbs of human.

I guess, i changed my mind. i handle 17.

Corpsebean · #4 07-25-2006, 07:33 AM

Three Hundred.

slickpoppa · #5 01-18-2005, 12:22 AM

30 would be a piece of cake. I mean what could they really do to you besides bite you? And how would they be able to knock you out? Even if they are given training, I doubt they would be any good at working as a team and they probably would all just scatter in fear.

In terms of knocking them out, I would prefer to use my feet to avoid breaking a knuckle, but I doubt any of them would be heavy enough to really damage my knuckles anyway. My primary kill tactic would be to knock them down and slam their heads against the ground.

realwtf · #6 01-18-2005, 12:24 AM

I would go up to 53.

Ity would be a wholescale slaughter. Those little people would be in a world of pain.

Oh and training them? 5 year olds have a 10 second attention span. Half of them still piss there pants . Think they can remember team work and martial arts?

mr_whomp · #7 04-13-2007, 08:00 PM

Also going for kicks to the head is a bad idea.

wiper · #8 04-13-2007, 08:22 PM

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Also going for kicks to the head is a bad idea.

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....says mr. whomp.

Stork · #9 01-18-2005, 12:26 AM

Dynasty, I think you skimmed a little too hastily over this stipulation:

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brassnuts · #10 01-18-2005, 12:27 AM

This would be like the Neo-Smith fight scene in Matrix Reloaded. I think I could take on way more than 30. I don't see how they could ever knock me out. Plus the fact that only a limited number of them could be attacking me at once. I think I could go on until I'm completely wore out. So... my answer is a lot.