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[MrBrightside]

Hey, can't you just call your regular doctor and ask him?

[DWarrior]

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I ate some sauce a week ago which had Inuline in it, which is an indigestible carbohydrate.

I had stomach cramps so bad I thought some alien was trying to eat his way out of me.



I think a cotton shirt will have about the same effect.

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Some real quick googling and scanning:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inulin

Doesn't seem so bad at all.

[Obfuscation]

Greatest. Thread. .... in awhile.

[Brettster]

Your best bet is to just shred the shirt and eat it with food over a long period of time.

[kiwi]

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actually, torsion is when your ball rotates around in your sack and cause poor blood flow.. which leads to pain.... and my right testicle falling off into the toilet.

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meh - standard. If you are gonna lose a nut, make it special
"One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head ER nurse. She directed me to a patient who had refused to describe his problem other then to say that he "needed a doctor who took care of men's troubles." The patient, about 40, was pale, febrile, and obviously uncomfortable, and had little to say as he gingerly opened his trousers to expose a bit of angry red and black-and-blue scrotal skin.

After I asked the nurse to leave us, the patient permitted me to remove his trousers, shorts, and two or three yards of foul-smelling, stained gauze wrapped about his scrotum, which was swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit and extremely tender. A jagged zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood, extended down the left scrotum.

Amid the matted hair, edematous skin, and various exudates, I saw some half-buried dark linear objects and asked the patient what they were. Several days earlier, he replied, he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked, and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard.

We x-rayed the patients scrotum to locate the staples; admitting him to the hospital; and gave him tetanus antitoxin, a broad-spectrum antibacterial therapy, and hexachlorophene sitz baths prior to surgery the next morning.

The procedure consisted of exploration and debridement of the left side of the scrotal pouch. Eight rusty staples were retrieved, and the skin edges were trimmed and freshened. The left testis had been avulsed and was missing. The stump of the spermatic cord was recovered at the inguinal canal, debrided, and the vessels ligated properly, though not much of a hematoma was present. Through-and through Penrose drains were sutured loosely in site, and the skin was loosely closed.

Convalescence was uneventful, and before his release from the hospital less then a week later, the patient confided the rest of his story to me.

An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work."

[Jehaim]

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I ate some sauce a week ago which had Inuline in it, which is an indigestible carbohydrate.

I had stomach cramps so bad I thought some alien was trying to eat his way out of me.



I think a cotton shirt will have about the same effect.

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Some real quick googling and scanning:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inulin

Doesn't seem so bad at all.

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True, I'm just Inulin-intolerate.

Ow man, that hurt so bad. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Reef]

I've seen a guy drink a cup of car oil and eat a car grease sandwich on Ripleys I think. Be a man: eat the shirt.

[captain2man]

I was in a really bad mood until I read this thread.

Thank you.

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[absoludicrous]

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Its not a matter of the money, Its a matter of rubbing it in my friends face.

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Then just rub the [censored] shirt in his face...

[Slider]

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I hate to add strategy to this thread, but..

I think your best bet is to burn the shirt till its jsut a pile of ashes, then blend the ashes in with a milkshake.

By the way, MSNL was the perfect section of this forum. Thank you.

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Genius.