Poker Phrases You're Sick of Hearing

[w_gibbs]

When a guy shows a monster and says "I don't have much."

[po-Jay-to]

Pet Peeves

1) F'n Dealer (like the on-line rigged statement but 4 b&m)
2) Ship it.
3) I don't keep records but I'm definately ahead.

[coxquinn]

donkey: "lol sorry"

me: "nh, nice suckout"

donkey: "don't hate the player hate the game"

[JuntMonkey]

nb

[TheStation]

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"Ive got big lick "

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FYP

[flyty86]

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Vince Van Patton-"He's got a wired pair", and "That's what I'm talking about".

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i downloaded some episodes of Lost from the second season and in one of them jack plays sawyer heads up in hold'em with mangos, bananas, etc. in one hand, jack says he has "kings wires"

[ZenMasterFlex]

Vince Van Patten saying people are on the morphine drip is pretty annoying the 50th time around.

[Dave I]

After winning a pot (usually by suck out): ty

[7n7]

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“do you want me to call?” - when pondering a call of an all-in

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I vote this one especially in live games. Everybody thinks they're Negreanu or Hellmuth these days sittin' in a 1/2 blinds NL game.

And how is it I keep running into all these pros at the Party 50 tables again?

[carsonj]

dolly pardon 9 to 5

jesus christ shut the [censored] up