Funny girlfriend quotes

[Marwan]

From BBV forum post.. simple yet really funny: "I don't like you"

[Yads]

When my wife and I were in a long distance relationship, (before we got married) and she was coming to Calgary to visit me from Toronto.

Her: What should I bring your parents?
Me: Just some wine or liquor
Her: Ok I'll just stop by the duty free store.

[Black Aces 518]

My dad, brother and I were talking about Michelle Wie a couple years ago and how she could hit 300 yard drives at 14. My dad's wife chimes in with "Yea, but from the ladies tees, right?"

[Tennenbaum]

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There's lots of "Let's check dictionary.com!" in our relationship.

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Wow. That sounds like a friggin blast.

Do you spend your Saturdays playing some hot, sexy Scrabble?

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Hey dont poke fun. Board games are the [censored]. I love scrabble (i suck because I cant spell) but to me this is a must in a mate. They must like to play board games, they must go bowling and play mini golf w/ me.

[Shenlong]

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Hey dont poke fun. Board games are the [censored]. I love scrabble (i suck because I cant spell) but to me this is a must in a mate. They must like to play board games, they must go bowling and play mini golf w/ me.

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So, where do I sign up?

[VTDuffman]

[Watching a BC-Duke Basketball game, the camera cuts to a shot of Doug Flutie.]

gf: Who's that 'tard?
me: That's Doug Flutie, he used to be QB for BC.
gf: Doug Flutie sucks.

(later)

gf: Who the hell is announcing this game?
me: Dick Vitale.
gf: Dick Vitale is annoying.

Yeah, I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] her.

[kyro]

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There's lots of "Let's check dictionary.com!" in our relationship.

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Wow. That sounds like a friggin blast.

Do you spend your Saturdays playing some hot, sexy Scrabble?

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Hey dont poke fun. Board games are the [censored]. I love scrabble (i suck because I cant spell) but to me this is a must in a mate. They must like to play board games, they must go bowling and play mini golf w/ me.

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My ex and I spent a lot of time together playing cards and doing sudoku/word puzzles.

[acoustix]

Fiancee: Do you smell that?
Me: No, not a thing.
Fiancee: I don't know why I bother asking you. You don't even have any smellbuds anymore.
Me: uh, right.

I think she was joking. God, I hope so.

[RunDownHouse]

When the LeBron commercial, where he's hitting 90-foot jumpers, came out, the Sports Guy mentioned in a column that his girlfriend thought it was real. Pretty funny. I read the column at work one day, come home, and that night the commercial comes on. My girlfriend blurts out, "Oh my God, have you seen this commercial? Watch this, he's amazing, he hits these really long shots!"

I was stunned into silence for a good five seconds before I started laughing.

[obsidian]

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Larissa Fox -> NSFW

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You suck at links. NSFW