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#781
12-12-2005, 03:14 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
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[ QUOTE ] If I pretend to convert to be Mormon, do you think a Mormon chick would bang me? Or would I have to marry her and her sisters first? She's trying to convert me, which I might go through with to bang her, then convert back. [/ QUOTE ] That's a lot of work to prove you're mormon to get laid. I would move on. [/ QUOTE ] I mean if this is a short term thing, if I could tell her "wow Mormonism is awesome, lets bang", its a done deal. My question is, what is the likelyhood she will bang me even if I do what it takes to convince her I am committed to the cause? I did this once in college with a Christian Fundy girl, who was all anti-sex, and broke her will and banged her, and she was fat and nasty. It was such a feeling of success! She called afterward and said that I brought her away from God and could no longer talk to me. Damn, huge loss. |
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12-12-2005, 03:20 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
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You guys think skalansky is gonna create a myspace profile to bang chicks when this is the new biggest thread on 2+2? blake [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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12-12-2005, 03:23 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
If you read any of his posts in the psychology forum, David is actually suprisingly skilled at manipulating the opposite sex. He would be able to help us further the theory of banging chicks on myspace quite quickly.
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12-12-2005, 03:25 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
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If you read any of his posts in the psychology forum, David is actually suprisingly skilled at manipulating the opposite sex. He would be able to help us further the theory of banging chicks on myspace quite quickly. blake [/ QUOTE ] Oh its gold. He needs a book on it published. |
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12-12-2005, 04:06 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
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i'll try to post pictures tomorrow. if i close the deal with any of them, i'll add them to my friends and try to get them to add some non-ambiguous comment to my profile that makes it pretty obvious what happened. i'm hesitant to outright post their profiles because a. i don't trust EVERYONE, and b. vancouver is a small city, everyone knows everyone here, i could easily get burned. [/ QUOTE ] I still say you're pussying out, but I can understand why. Why wait for tomorrow to post pics though? You cannot find someones profile by linking directly to their image so just post them now! |
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12-12-2005, 04:08 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
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If we are talkin about the girl we hook up with, piss off, and then point towards this thread, thats just gonna be hilarious [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] blake [/ QUOTE ] Yet another wise man who finally sees the light that is, this thread. This is tne end goal that we all hope to achieve. |
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12-12-2005, 04:14 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
The Space Update :
1)3 replies to "inside?". First was a chick I knew from some years back that I didn't recognize so it turned out weak. Second replied with a ?, I replied and have got no answer back. Third replied back that I could have started something, but as I read the profile, she had a man. Dumb broad had single in her info though so I didn't bother sending her a message back. Or maybe I should? 2)I may have to bow out for a couple days. My damn job wants to send me to Kentucky for the rest of the week and the internet connection is ass at best down there. 3)I'm sick of Halloween pics, they are so tricky to tell if a chick is hot or not. They all dress like sluts for Halloween, which is a beautiful thing, but gives no clue on how they look normally. |
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12-12-2005, 04:24 PM
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Word on the street . . .
Word on the street is that last night TheYugoslavian banged his "chica" that he met on MySpace. I would have bet that guy couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bunch of bananas, so this stuff must be gold.
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12-12-2005, 04:30 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
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If I pretend to convert to be Mormon, do you think a Mormon chick would bang me? Or would I have to marry her and her sisters first? She's trying to convert me, which I might go through with to bang her, then convert back. [/ QUOTE ] I'm mormon and a very common joke when I grew up was Q: what does the mormon girl do when someone brings beer to the party? A: puts on her clothes and leaves. tag that [censored]. |
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