**Offical uNL Microbrew thread: December (nc)** - Page 79

EMc · #**781** 12-13-2006, 11:53 AM

stupid fire alarm.

Big Poppa Smurf · #**782** 12-13-2006, 12:51 PM

kabouter,

thanks for the comments, i wasn't fishing for any but just making a general observation.

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early morning fire alarms are the bane of my existence

thac · #**783** 12-13-2006, 12:54 PM

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early morning fire alarms are the bane of my existence

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When I went to my old college before I transferred we had 43 fire alarms pulled in the 1st semester. Apparently a group of people (They had a "group" name, but I forget it) decided to like.. anarchy the resident advisors and spray Axe in the detectors in their rooms randomly.

dedmoney · #**784** 12-13-2006, 01:13 PM

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early morning fire alarms are the bane of my existence

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When I went to my old college before I transferred we had 43 fire alarms pulled in the 1st semester. Apparently a group of people (They had a "group" name, but I forget it) decided to like.. anarchy the resident advisors and spray Axe in the detectors in their rooms randomly.

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Was this group name The Massengils?

MusashiStyle · #**785** 12-13-2006, 01:13 PM

When I was in the dorms in my college there were fire alarms just about once every week or so. I wouldn't have minded except for the fact that these were probably the loudest, most shrill noises I have ever heard in my life.
I know they are designed to wake u up. But who ever decided the noise level went way overboard on the decibel level.

EMc · #**786** 12-13-2006, 01:23 PM

another good fire alarm story,

About 2-3 weeks ago I was playing on Stars and actually having a good session. I have my headphones on and the outside world is outside. Anyway, Im playing, raise KK UTG+1, and flop top set. When the flop comes out a cop comes into my room and asks me if i know there is a fire alarm. I hear it and im all like "oh [censored] I didnt hear it."

So the cop goes "Come on son lets go!"

I reply "Hold on, I wouldnt fold top set on the flop if the building was actually on fire. Im going down with it if need be."

thac · #**787** 12-13-2006, 01:26 PM

LOL. Well played EMc.

kerplunkNL · #**788** 12-13-2006, 01:42 PM

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another good fire alarm story,

About 2-3 weeks ago I was playing on Stars and actually having a good session. I have my headphones on and the outside world is outside. Anyway, Im playing, raise KK UTG+1, and flop top set. When the flop comes out a cop comes into my room and asks me if i know there is a fire alarm. I hear it and im all like "oh [censored] I didnt hear it."

So the cop goes "Come on son lets go!"

I reply "Hold on, I wouldnt fold top set on the flop if the building was actually on fire. Im going down with it if need be."

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Brilliant.

kerplunkNL · #**789** 12-13-2006, 01:43 PM

Hey, can anyone explain to me what 'protecting your hand is' and when I should do it?

Thanks.

thac · #**790** 12-13-2006, 02:12 PM

I can't even be pissed. I'm laughing. I think.

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MP ($25.85)
Button ($11.45)
Hero ($24.75)
BB ($3.05)
UTG ($22.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, MP raises to $1.1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.8, 1 fold, UTG folds, MP calls $2.70.

Flop: ($8.10) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $6, MP shoves, Hero instacalls.

Turn: ($50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $50

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Ac (two pair, aces and fives).
MP has 5s As (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: MP wins $50.