** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[twoblacknines]

[myheadhurts]

I need to learn to play sets better. I'm actually losing money with them:

[coordi]

more runner runner.

These monkeys keep handing me money, and then somehow I lose it.

PokerStars Game #11910807830: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/09/06 - 19:36:03 (ET)
Table 'Leocadia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Coordi ($26.95 in chips)
Seat 3: bobo333 ($28.60 in chips)
Seat 4: BovenDe18 ($21.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Sp-Ns ($24.35 in chips)
Seat 7: grondinjf ($25.75 in chips)
Seat 8: inwooke ($25.70 in chips)
bobo333: posts small blind $0.10
BovenDe18: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Coordi [Td Jd]
Sp-Ns: folds
grondinjf: calls $0.25
inwooke: folds
Coordi: raises $1 to $1.25
bobo333: folds
BovenDe18: calls $1
grondinjf: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th Jh 8c]
BovenDe18: bets $1.50
Coordi: raises $3.50 to $5
GSUbilliards joins the table at seat #9
BovenDe18: calls $3.50
*** TURN *** [Th Jh 8c] [Kc]
BovenDe18: bets $5
Coordi: raises $11 to $16
BovenDe18: calls $10.65 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Th Jh 8c Kc] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BovenDe18: shows [Ac Kd] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Coordi: shows [Td Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
BovenDe18 collected $42 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $44.15 | Rake $2.15
Board [Th Jh 8c Kc 8h]
Seat 1: Coordi (button) showed [Td Jd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 3: bobo333 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: BovenDe18 (big blind) showed [Ac Kd] and won ($42) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 5: Sp-Ns folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: grondinjf folded before Flop
Seat 8: inwooke folded before Flop (didn't bet)

after the hand he said "I was scared"

YEA YOU DUMB [censored], YOU HAD NOTHING AND STILL GOT SHOVED ALL IN WHEN YOU HIT YOUR LITTLE ACE. [censored] ME.

[CalledDownLight]

These suck when you don't run as hot.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button (t1500)
SB (t1500)
BB (t1500)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1500)
MP1 (t1500)
Hero (t1500)
MP3 (t1500)
CO (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t100</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises to t1500</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t1480 (All-In), Hero calls t1400 (All-In).

Flop: (t4550) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t4550) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t4550) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t4550

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has 4h 4c (three of a kind, fours).
Hero has Jh Jc (one pair, jacks).
MP3 has 6d 6h (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t4550. </font>

[rdrr]

This felt great.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $72.25
BB: $200.00
UTG: $235.65
Hero (UTG+1): $442.20
MP1: $60.00
MP2: $117.90
MP3: $173.60
CO: $272.95
BTN: $250.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, MP1 calls $8.00, 5 folds, BB calls $6.00

Flop: ($25) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $18.00</font>, MP1 calls $18.00, <font color="red">BB raises to $60.00</font>, Hero calls $42.00, MP1 calls all-in for $34.00

Turn: ($197) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $132.00</font>, Hero calls $132.00

River: ($461) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $461.00 ($3 Rake)

BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Threes) and WON (+$258.00)
MP1 had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$60.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$200.00)

[mlane]

Woo i cracked the code, apprently you can use any amount of points from 20k to 100000000000000 for the concierge service.

[mlane]

[ QUOTE ]
This felt great.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $72.25
BB: $200.00
UTG: $235.65
Hero (UTG+1): $442.20
MP1: $60.00
MP2: $117.90
MP3: $173.60
CO: $272.95
BTN: $250.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, MP1 calls $8.00, 5 folds, BB calls $6.00

Flop: ($25) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $18.00</font>, MP1 calls $18.00, <font color="red">BB raises to $60.00</font>, Hero calls $42.00, MP1 calls all-in for $34.00

Turn: ($197) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $132.00</font>, Hero calls $132.00

River: ($461) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $461.00 ($3 Rake)

BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Threes) and WON (+$258.00)
MP1 had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$60.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$200.00)

[/ QUOTE ]

CHECK FOLD THE TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CCCCCCMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[the_main]

[ QUOTE ]
This felt great.

[/ QUOTE ]

Liar.

[SABR42]

Reverse Yeti FTW!!!

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $313.50
BB: $231.95
UTG: $287.95
UTG+1: $417.50
MP1: $43.00
MP2: $38.40
MP3: $292.35
Hero (CO): $283.85
BTN: $39.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, 4 folds, Hero calls $8.00, 3 folds

Flop: ($19) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $50.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $108.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $279.95</font>, Hero calls all-in for $167.85
Uncalled bet of $4.10 returned to UTG
<font color="blue"> LOLOLOL TRICKED U </font>

Turn: ($570.70) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($570.70) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $570.70 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Eights) and LOST (-$283.85)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON (+$283.85)

[1p0kerboy]

POKERSTARS GAME #11911621225: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/09/06 - 20:23:20 (ET)
Table 'Nausikaa' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Rounder919 ($95.40 in chips)
Seat 2: JBCool14 ($54.95 in chips)
Seat 3: thebigMain ($19 in chips)
Seat 4: its123baby ($48 in chips)
Seat 5: Sylver31 ($34.30 in chips)
Seat 6: cashier33 ($73.80 in chips)
Seat 7: Don Funghi ($37.40 in chips)
Seat 8: 1p0kerboy ($151.35 in chips)
Seat 9: sdutil ($91.40 in chips)
its123baby: posts small blind $0.50
Sylver31: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 1p0kerboy [Ah As]
cashier33: raises $2 to $3
Don Funghi: folds
1p0kerboy: raises $8 to $11
sdutil: folds
Rounder919: folds
JBCool14: folds
thebigMain: folds
its123baby: folds
Sylver31: folds
cashier33: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Qd Jd 3s]
cashier33: checks
1p0kerboy: bets $18
cashier33: raises $29 to $47
1p0kerboy said, "please have kings\"
1p0kerboy: raises $93.35 to $140.35 and is all-in
cashier33: calls $15.80 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qd Jd 3s] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Jd 3s 7d] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cashier33: shows [Kh Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
1p0kerboy: mucks hand
cashier33 collected $146.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $149.10 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Jd 3s 7d Kd]
Seat 1: Rounder919 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: JBCool14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: thebigMain (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: its123baby (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Sylver31 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: cashier33 showed [Kh Kc] and won ($146.10) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 7: Don Funghi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 1p0kerboy mucked [Ah As]
Seat 9: sdutil folded before Flop (didn't bet)