Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[john kane]

OH MY LORD!!! OH MY LORD!!! 21 HOURS TILL MY FINAL UNIVERSITY EXAM FINISHES!!! YYYEEESSSS!!!!!! I ORDERED A NEW LAPTOP ADAPTER LAST WEEK FROM DELL AND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE THIS FRIDAY (OLD ONE BLEW UP AND ON FRIEND'S LAPTOP AT THE MOMENT). I THEN GOT AN EMAIL FROM THEM TODAY SAYING SHIPPING DELAY TILL 24TH MAY!!!?!?!??!?!?! WTF! WTF! HOW DARE DELL CORPORATION TREAT JOHN KANE LIKE THIS! SO, BEING THE BALLA THAT I AM, I THEN GO TO ANOTHER SITE AND BUY ANOTHER ADAPTER, INCLUDING PAYING $30 FOR NEXT DAY DELIVERY BEFORE 9AM - OMG!!! HOW BALLA!!!!!

SO TOMORROW I WILL RETURN TO THE TABLES (ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE HASN'T FINISHED BY THEN SO NO HEAVY DRINKING YET).

OH [censored]! I BETTER CRAM HARD TODAY FOR THIS EXAM TOMORROW. [censored]. [censored].

[Reef]

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WOO! was feeling the poker mojo today and it was good

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yes, yes you were.... calling my 3 barrel w/ A9?!?!? You are aware that pretty much the only hand you beat on that board was the one I had, right? lol

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had a read and/or gut feeling

[Reef]

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WOO! was feeling the poker mojo today and it was good

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lol, I thought you were mostly feelin Missy's mojo.

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] lesbians

(probably a dude tho [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] )

[Jeffmet3]

can anyone trade like 3k on stars for Fulltilt?

gotta jump through hoops to get my money out of FTP.

pm me

[feesjah]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($492.40)
MP ($192)
Button ($529.60)
SB ($413)
BB ($479.20)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $56</font>, Hero calls $40.

Flop: ($114) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $90</font>, Hero calls $90.

Turn: ($294) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $333.2 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $333.20.

River: ($960.40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $960.40

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Kd Ac (high card, ace).
Hero has 7c 4c (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $960.40. </font>

[Eagles]

If I stopped playing hands like this.... than wow everybody better watchout.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $3082.37
Button: $925
Hero: $1522.83
BB: $600

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $24</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $72</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $222</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($450, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($450, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $300</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $600</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $1000.83</font>, UTG calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3051.66, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $3051.66)


Results:
Final pot: $3051.66
<font color="#ffffff">UTG shows Ad Ah </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero doesn't show Ks Qs </font>

[HEK]

lol nh

[TheWorstPlayer]

yea that's an awesome line. especially 200bb deep. nh.

[Eagles]

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yea that's an awesome line. especially 250bb deep. nh.

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FYP

[dtan05]

eagles why raise over him [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] there's like -599999 FE there