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KRANTZ · #**751** 05-16-2007, 12:52 AM

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im putting together a list/website of people that offer coaching, and the list will be available to the public in a few weeks. If you would like to be added to this list, please contact me. (disclaimer: you arent guaranteed to be added just because you ask)

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ed miller is doing this right now you might want to talk with him/collaborate

jfish · #**752** 05-16-2007, 01:15 AM

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Wow. I've been on tilt for like 20k hands. I don't know how to fix it. I need to freaking reboot my brain. Worst month in forever. Seems like I haven't played in forever without becoming "frustrated" and playing very poorly [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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first step is admitting it... now go take a day or two off, watch an aba video, and come to the game with the mindset that you're going to play solid poker, not tilt, and give nothing up at the tables

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sigh i need this. ty.

Eagles · #**753** 05-16-2007, 01:34 AM

Note to self
Unknown ! = Smart thinking lag

Melchiades · #**754** 05-16-2007, 01:38 AM

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Note to self
Unknown ! = Smart thinking lag

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Hahaha. Sounds familiar.

Jeffmet3 · #**755** 05-16-2007, 01:44 AM

After dropping 10 buyins in a day at 6-max, I decided poker was rigged.

Then, I went on a massive heater:

now i'll jinx it

adamw005 · #**756** 05-16-2007, 02:30 AM

I need about a grand on Full Tilt. I have Poker Stars. I'll send first if i recognize your name. PM me.

Reef · #**757** 05-16-2007, 05:12 AM

WOO! was feeling the poker mojo today and it was good

Cumulonimbus · #**758** 05-16-2007, 05:30 AM

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WOO! was feeling the poker mojo today and it was good

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lol, I thought you were mostly feelin Missy's mojo.

G_Dollaz · #**759** 05-16-2007, 07:46 AM

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WOO! was feeling the poker mojo today and it was good

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yes, yes you were.... calling my 3 barrel w/ A9?!?!? You are aware that pretty much the only hand you beat on that board was the one I had, right? lol

DeathDonkey · #**760** 05-16-2007, 08:28 AM

Awesome maniac tonight...here are a few hands:

WHY DID I FOLD PREFLOP?

No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

SB (Insane Guy) ($2926)
BB ($388)
UTG (Tilted Guy) ($148.30)
Hero ($1719.20)
CO ($808.30)
Button ($394)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO raises to $14, 1 fold, SB (Insane Guy) calls $12, BB calls $10.

Flop: ($42) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Insane Guy bets $42, BB folds, CO raises to $794.3 (All-In), Insane Guy calls $752.30.

Turn: ($1630.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1630.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1630.60

Results in white below: 
Insane Guy has 9s 5s (one pair, eights).
CO has 4d 4c (full house, fours full of eights).
Outcome: CO wins $1630.60. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button (Insane Guy) ($2287.50)
SB ($551.70)
BB (Tilted Guy) ($953)
Hero ($1123.60)
MP ($236)
CO ($402.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $12, 1 fold, Button (Insane Guy) calls $12, 1 fold, BB (Tilted Guy) calls $8.

Flop: ($38) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Tilted Guy bets $38, MP folds, Insane Guy calls $38.

Turn: ($114) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Tilted Guy bets $114, Insane Guy calls $114.

River: ($342) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Tilted Guy checks, Insane Guy bets $342, Tilted Guy calls $342.

Final Pot: $1026

Results in white below: 
Insane Guy has 8d 2h (one pair, twos).
Tilted Guy has 5c 4s (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Tilted Guy wins $1026. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB (Insane Guy) ($2360.80)
UTG ($981.20)
Button (Tilted Guy) ($876.60)
Hero ($705.60)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $14, 2 folds, BB (Insane Guy) calls $10.

Flop: ($30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, UTG bets $27, Insane Guy calls $27.

Turn: ($84) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, UTG bets $60, Insane Guy calls $60.

River: ($204) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy bets $50, UTG raises to $195, Insane Guy raises to $340, UTG calls $145.

Final Pot: $884

Results in white below: 
Insane Guy has 3d 4h (one pair, threes).
UTG has 7c 5c (straight, nine high).
Outcome: UTG wins $884. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

SB (Insane Guy) ($1919.80)
BB ($1422.20)
UTG (Tilted Guy) ($876.60)
Hero ($703.60)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, SB (Insane Guy) calls $12, 1 fold.

Flop: ($32) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, Hero bets $32, Insane Guy calls $32.

Turn: ($96) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, Hero bets $96, Insane Guy calls $96.

River: ($288) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, Hero bets $288, Insane Guy calls $288.

Final Pot: $864

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kh Ah (two pair, kings and sixes).
Insane Guy has Ad Js (two pair, jacks and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $864. 

Insane Guy's Revenge:

No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Insane Guy ($3191.85)
SB ($492)
BB (Tilted Guy) ($1122.40)
UTG ($83.60)
MP ($100.05)

Preflop: Insane Guy is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. MP posts a blind of $4.
1 fold, MP (poster) checks, Insane Guy raises to $18, SB calls $16, BB (Tilted Guy) calls $14, MP folds.

Flop: ($58) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets $36, Tilted Guy calls $36, Insane Guy calls $36.

Turn: ($166) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Tilted Guy bets $166, Insane Guy calls $166, SB calls $166.

River: ($664) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Tilted Guy bets $275, Insane Guy raises to $550, SB folds, Tilted Guy calls $275.

Final Pot: $1764

Results in white below: 
Insane Guy has Qs Ks (straight, ace high).
Tilted Guy doesn't show.
Outcome: Insane Guy wins $1764. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG (Insane Guy) ($1475.80)
MP ($1416.20)
Button (Tilted Guy) ($894.70)
Hero ($1131.60)
BB ($250)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG (Insane Guy) calls $4, MP raises to $18, Button (Tilted Guy) calls $18, 2 folds, UTG (Insane Guy) calls $14.

Flop: ($60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Insane Guy checks, MP bets $43, Tilted Guy folds, Insane Guy calls $43.

Turn: ($146) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, MP bets $110, Insane Guy calls $110.

River: ($366) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, MP bets $115, Insane Guy raises to $711, MP calls $596.

Final Pot: $1788

Results in white below: 
Insane Guy has 8c Js (straight, queen high).
MP has Ks Kh (two pair, kings and fours).
Outcome: Insane Guy wins $1788. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG (Insane Guy) ($2119.20)
MP ($388)
Button (Tilted Guy) ($792.30)
Hero ($1698.20)
BB ($814.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG (Insane Guy) raises to $14, 1 fold, Button (Tilted Guy) calls $14, 2 folds.

Flop: ($34) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy bets $34, Tilted Guy calls $34.

Turn: ($102) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy bets $102, Tilted Guy raises to $204, Insane Guy raises to $306, Tilted Guy calls $102.

River: ($714) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy bets $714, Tilted Guy calls $438.30 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1866.30

Results in white below: 
Tilted Guy has Qd Td (two pair, queens and tens).
Insane Guy has 9c Kc (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Insane Guy wins $1866.30. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Insane Guy ($3013.95)
UTG ($1124.80)
MP (Tilted Guy) ($394)
Button ($392.40)
SB ($176)

Preflop: Insane Guy is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $14, 3 folds, Insane Guy calls $10.

Flop: ($30) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, UTG bets $30, Insane Guy calls $30.

Turn: ($90) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, UTG bets $90, Insane Guy calls $90.

River: ($270) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, UTG bets $270, Insane Guy raises to $540, UTG calls $270.

Final Pot: $1350

Results in white below: 
Insane Guy has Qd 4d (straight, ace high).
UTG doesn't show.
Outcome: Insane Guy wins $1350. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

SB (Insane Guy) ($1778.80)
BB ($602.50)
UTG (Tilted Guy) ($303.20)
MP ($562)
Hero ($1055.30)
Button ($373.20)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $14, 2 folds, SB (Insane Guy) calls $12, 1 fold.

Flop: ($32) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, MP bets $32, Insane Guy calls $32.

Turn: ($96) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, MP bets $96, Insane Guy calls $96.

River: ($288) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Insane Guy checks, MP bets $288, Insane Guy raises to $576, MP raises to $420 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1284

Results in white below: 
Insane Guy has 9h Td (three of a kind, nines).
MP has Qd As (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: Insane Guy wins $1284. 

At his peak Insane Guy had $3500 on the table hes still going down to 800. I anticipate BUSTO soon but he has survived for hours.

Oh he's 82/10 but I don't think he's folded preflop in the last few hours so that should climb.

-DeathDonkey

Edit: BUSTO. 45 min more.

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