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So I decide to have another little tiny session of 100NL this afternoon if and only if there are any good tables. I find three. 15 minutes later:
![]() And ROBUSTO for today!!!! Expert QQ trap by villain: PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) SB ($53) BB ($53.05) UTG ($33.05) MP ($53.80) Hero ($189.05) Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. UTG calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, SB calls $4.50, BB calls $4, UTG folds. Flop: ($16) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $13</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $48</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $35. Turn: ($112) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($112) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $112 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has Qc Qd (one pair, queens). Hero has Ks As (one pair, kings). Outcome: Hero wins $112. </font> |
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#752
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[ QUOTE ]
So I decide to have another little tiny session of 100NL this afternoon if and only if there are any good tables. I find three. 15 minutes later: ![]() And ROBUSTO for today!!!! Expert QQ trap by villain: PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) SB ($53) BB ($53.05) UTG ($33.05) MP ($53.80) Hero ($189.05) Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. UTG calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, SB calls $4.50, BB calls $4, UTG folds. Flop: ($16) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $13</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $48</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $35. Turn: ($112) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($112) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $112 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has Qc Qd (one pair, queens). Hero has Ks As (one pair, kings). Outcome: Hero wins $112. </font> [/ QUOTE ] sick congrats dude |
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#753
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pff and I'm on monkey tilt again. I started the day with this hand:
Party Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 6 players Converter Stack sizes: LinzayLohan: $50.65 UTG+1: $53.45 CO: $74.25 Button: $21.76 SB: $52.10 BB: $65.76 Pre-flop: (6 players) LinzayLohan is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">LinzayLohan raises to $2</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $6</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">LinzayLohan raises to $22</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $68.25</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LinzayLohan calls all-in $30.65</font>. Uncalled bets: $21.6 returned to CO. Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $106.05) Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $106.05) River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $106.05) Results: Final pot: $1.5 <font color="#ffffff">LinzayLohan shows Kh Kc </font> <font color="#ffffff">CO shows Ks As </font> Followed (like no hands in between) by this hand: Party Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 6 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $54.65 UTG+1: $122.65 CO: $21.26 Button: $51.10 SB: $65.26 LinzayLohan: $50 Pre-flop: (6 players) LinzayLohan is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LinzayLohan raises to $3</font>, SB calls. Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LinzayLohan raises to $10</font>, SB calls. Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($26, 2 players) SB checks, LinzayLohan checks. River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($26, 2 players) SB checks, LinzayLohan checks. Results: Final pot: $26 <font color="#ffffff">SB shows 8d 5d </font> <font color="#ffffff">LinzayLohan doesn't show 4s 4h </font> Guy was 60/4/3 Party Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 6 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $22.35 LinzayLohan: $86.55 CO: $26.02 Button: $46 SB: $36.65 BB: $52.55 Pre-flop: (6 players) LinzayLohan is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">LinzayLohan raises to $2</font>, CO calls, 3 folds. Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">LinzayLohan bets $3.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $7</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LinzayLohan raises to $22</font>, CO calls. Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($48.75, 2 players) LinzayLohan checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $2.02</font>, LinzayLohan calls. River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($52.79, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $52.79) Results: Final pot: $52.79 <font color="#ffffff">LinzayLohan shows Kc Kd </font> <font color="#ffffff">CO shows 3h 3s </font> And lots and lots of crap in between, in the end I just couldn't take it anymore, didn't even wait for the blinds just closed all my tables and said fk it... I'm out |
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#754
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and you guys are wondering why i cant win any money? i am going to start playing six max for a few sessions. here goes.....
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) BB ($1.15) UTG ($3.17) MP ($1.13) Button ($1.76) Hero ($4.51) Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $1.76</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3.72</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>. nice preflop push donkey, AK no goot here. Flop: ($5.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!? screw me running sideways Turn: ($5.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> nut flush draw now, maybe i will win after all. River: ($5.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> heh nut flush draw, your trips are NO GOOT! Final Pot: $5.50 Results below: Hero has Kc Kd (flush, ace high). Button has 7s 7c (full house, sevens full of aces). Outcome: Button wins $5.50. are you kidding? <censored> donkeys. |
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#755
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Ok so i lose 4 buy ins in 65 hands at 50NL, obv i go right to 200NL with $100 and donk my way out of monkey tilt somewhat with this hand. so i am playing super retardo and decide this big bad 200nl player is trying to push my short stack around with two overs, so i shove back on the flop. Nope he's got aces, effff, o wait here comes the river........what a luckbox, cya monkey tilt. I would post a graph but i don't know how.
Full Tilt Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $1/$2 5 players Converter Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $8</font>, Button folds, Hero calls, BB folds. Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players) Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets $13</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $30</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $103</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $60</font>. Uncalled bets: $13 returned to CO. Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($198, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $198) River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($198, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $198) Results: Final pot: $198 Here is another hand from today at 50NL, i was getting great cards so i decide to do the following, retardo or +EV??? Full Tilt Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 5 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $144.35 CO: $57.15 Button: $76.95 SB: $21.80 Hero: $36 Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with UTG calls, [color=#cc0000]CO raises to $1.5</font>, Button calls, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG calls. Flop: ($7.5, 5 players)[color=#cc0000]SB bets $0.5</font>, [color=#cc0000]Hero raises to $6</font>, UTG folds, CO calls, [color=#cc0000]Button raises all-in $75.45</font>, [color=#cc0000]SB calls all-in $19.8</font>, [color=#cc0000]Hero calls all-in $28.5</font>, CO folds. Uncalled bets: $40.95 returned to Button. Turn: ($45.8, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $74.4, Sidepot 1: $14.1)River: ($45.8, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $74.4, Sidepot 1: $14.1)Results: Final pot: $45.8 p.s. 1st hh so if it's all f'd up sorry. The main pot is like $99 not $45.80 i don't know how to work this damn thing. |
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#756
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Villain in both hands is the same....he was a 43/25 LAGTARD with no skill. He went on mega tilt after the 2nd hand.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver) CO ($68) Button ($72.80) SB ($83.75) BB ($32.40) UTG ($56.05) Hero ($80.35) Preflop: Hero is MP with T , J . [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $2</font>, CO calls $2, [color=#666666]3 folds</font>. Flop: ($4.75) 2 , 9 , T [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $3.5</font>, CO calls $3.50. Turn: ($11.75) 4 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>Hero checks, [color=#CC3333]CO bets $5.5</font>, Hero calls $5.50. River: ($22.75) 3 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $14.25</font>, CO calls $14.25. Final Pot: $51.25 Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF] Hero has Td Jd (one pair, tens). CO has 7c 3c (one pair, threes). Outcome: Hero wins $51.25. </font> PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver) CO ($70.65) Button ($69.05) SB ($40.45) BB ($30.65) UTG ($70.35) Hero ($102.35) Preflop: Hero is MP with Q , Q . [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $2</font>, CO calls $2, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, SB calls $1.75, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>. Flop: ($6.50) Q , K , 3 [color=#0000FF](3 players)</font>SB checks, [color=#CC3333]Hero bets $5.5</font>, CO calls $5.50, SB folds. Turn: ($17.50) K [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $12.25</font>, CO calls $12.25. River: ($42) 2 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $26.25</font>, [color=#CC3333]CO raises to $50.9</font>, Hero calls $24.65. Final Pot: $143.80 Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF] Hero has Qd Qh (full house, queens full of kings). CO has 8h Kh (three of a kind, kings). Outcome: Hero wins $143.80. </font> |
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#757
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I Thac-ed for $620 tonight...
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post9201967 |
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I Thac-ed for $620 tonight... http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post9201967 [/ QUOTE ] ship it |
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#759
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Villain in both hands is the same....he was a 43/25 LAGTARD with no skill. He went on mega tilt after the 2nd hand. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver) CO ($68) Button ($72.80) SB ($83.75) BB ($32.40) UTG ($56.05) Hero ($80.35) Preflop: Hero is MP with T , J . [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $2</font>, CO calls $2, [color=#666666]3 folds</font>. Flop: ($4.75) 2 , 9 , T [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $3.5</font>, CO calls $3.50. Turn: ($11.75) 4 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>Hero checks, [color=#CC3333]CO bets $5.5</font>, Hero calls $5.50. River: ($22.75) 3 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $14.25</font>, CO calls $14.25. Final Pot: $51.25 Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF] Hero has Td Jd (one pair, tens). CO has 7c 3c (one pair, threes). Outcome: Hero wins $51.25. </font> PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver) CO ($70.65) Button ($69.05) SB ($40.45) BB ($30.65) UTG ($70.35) Hero ($102.35) Preflop: Hero is MP with Q , Q . [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $2</font>, CO calls $2, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, SB calls $1.75, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>. Flop: ($6.50) Q , K , 3 [color=#0000FF](3 players)</font>SB checks, [color=#CC3333]Hero bets $5.5</font>, CO calls $5.50, SB folds. Turn: ($17.50) K [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $12.25</font>, CO calls $12.25. River: ($42) 2 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $26.25</font>, [color=#CC3333]CO raises to $50.9</font>, Hero calls $24.65. Final Pot: $143.80 Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF] Hero has Qd Qh (full house, queens full of kings). CO has 8h Kh (three of a kind, kings). Outcome: Hero wins $143.80. </font> [/ QUOTE ] cmon newb hit the "2+2 format" sheesh |
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#760
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Villain in both hands is the same....he was a 43/25 LAGTARD with no skill. He went on mega tilt after the 2nd hand. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver) CO ($68) Button ($72.80) SB ($83.75) BB ($32.40) UTG ($56.05) Hero ($80.35) Preflop: Hero is MP with T , J . [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $2</font>, CO calls $2, [color=#666666]3 folds</font>. Flop: ($4.75) 2 , 9 , T [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $3.5</font>, CO calls $3.50. Turn: ($11.75) 4 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>Hero checks, [color=#CC3333]CO bets $5.5</font>, Hero calls $5.50. River: ($22.75) 3 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $14.25</font>, CO calls $14.25. Final Pot: $51.25 Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF] Hero has Td Jd (one pair, tens). CO has 7c 3c (one pair, threes). Outcome: Hero wins $51.25. </font> PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver) CO ($70.65) Button ($69.05) SB ($40.45) BB ($30.65) UTG ($70.35) Hero ($102.35) Preflop: Hero is MP with Q , Q . [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $2</font>, CO calls $2, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, SB calls $1.75, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>. Flop: ($6.50) Q , K , 3 [color=#0000FF](3 players)</font>SB checks, [color=#CC3333]Hero bets $5.5</font>, CO calls $5.50, SB folds. Turn: ($17.50) K [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $12.25</font>, CO calls $12.25. River: ($42) 2 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $26.25</font>, [color=#CC3333]CO raises to $50.9</font>, Hero calls $24.65. Final Pot: $143.80 Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF] Hero has Qd Qh (full house, queens full of kings). CO has 8h Kh (three of a kind, kings). Outcome: Hero wins $143.80. </font> [/ QUOTE ] cmon newb hit the "2+2 format" sheesh [/ QUOTE ] meh |
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