**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)** - Page 76

Leviathan101 · #**751** 01-18-2007, 03:23 PM

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Someone wrote this in another thread, but I think its funny and I totally agree.

"I would gladly give up my 2nd amendment for the right to deposit via Neteller."

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I laugh at this. It's funny. And I totally agree.

thac · #**752** 01-18-2007, 03:44 PM

You know your day is going really bad when you scream "HOLD!" when you get AA v QQ all-in on the flop. Shortstacks can dieeee.

I've gotten 1-outed twice today.

BukNaked36 · #**753** 01-18-2007, 03:56 PM

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HAYAHCHAHCHACHA
200 hands
AA < QJ
AA < K4
QQ < 88 YAHAYCHAYHAHAHCA

HAYCHAHCAHCHAH
KK < TT HITS GUTSHOT
HAYCHAHCAHCHA -3.5 buyins in like 25 minutes

JJ loses to AT on a AQJ flop
yikes i can't for a stretch when I don't lose a hand

zomg
AJ < AK on JJTx. WHO THE F' GOES ALLIN WITH AK WITH THAT BOARD

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AA<K4 is my favorite. I always love some jackass calling your raise with his sooooted K and hitting a 2 pair or floosh to take you down. What is the thought process preflop calling raises with K4? It just floors me everytime I see it.

thac · #**754** 01-18-2007, 04:01 PM

This is pretty standard right? I'm getting kinda retarded here lately.

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
BTN: $48.25
SB: $28.2
BB: $7.55
UTG: $84.50
Hero (MP): $49
CO: $49.95

Preflop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A

($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2, CO folds, BTN calls $2, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN calls $3.50

Turn: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [Q

] ($11.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

River: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q

[3

] ($25.75, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $11, Hero calls $11

RAHZero · #**755** 01-18-2007, 04:04 PM

Why do I even play this game anymore? This [censored] donkey runner-runnered my AA two hands before this. He's absolutely terrible, so bad that I turbo shoved this flop, confident I was well ahead of his range. Made a great read, and then this sh!t happens.

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($73.25)
SB ($19.50)
BB ($75.20)
Hero ($50)
MP ($38.75)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $2, 3 folds, BB raises to $6.25, Hero calls $4.25.

Flop: ($12.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $12.75, Hero bets $43.25, BB calls $30.50.

Turn: ($98.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($98.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $98.25

Results in white below: 
BB has Ad Kh (two pair, kings and twos).
Hero has 9d 9s (two pair, nines and twos).
Outcome: BB wins $98.25. 

Edit: I'm down over a buy-in today, thanks to this hand and these:

AQs < A2o AIPF
AA < Q2s, runner runner flush, 2/3 of his stack in on flop and turn

keikiwai · #**756** 01-18-2007, 04:08 PM

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This is pretty standard right? I'm getting kinda retarded here lately.

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
BTN: $48.25
SB: $28.2
BB: $7.55
UTG: $84.50
Hero (MP): $49
CO: $49.95

Preflop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A

($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2, CO folds, BTN calls $2, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN calls $3.50

Turn: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [Q

] ($11.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

River: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q

[3

] ($25.75, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $11, Hero calls $11

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i wouldn't call the turn bet standard, but i'd play pf, flop and river the same

4_2_it · #**757** 01-18-2007, 04:19 PM

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This is pretty standard right? I'm getting kinda retarded here lately.

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
BTN: $48.25
SB: $28.2
BB: $7.55
UTG: $84.50
Hero (MP): $49
CO: $49.95

Preflop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A

($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2, CO folds, BTN calls $2, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN calls $3.50

Turn: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [Q

] ($11.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

River: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q

[3

] ($25.75, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $11, Hero calls $11

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i wouldn't call the turn bet standard, but i'd play pf, flop and river the same

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Turn is a check and see what villain does situation.

RAHZero · #**758** 01-18-2007, 04:28 PM

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Why do I even play this game anymore? This [censored] donkey runner-runnered my AA two hands before this. He's absolutely terrible, so bad that I turbo shoved this flop, confident I was well ahead of his range. Made a great read, and then this sh!t happens.

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($73.25)
SB ($19.50)
BB ($75.20)
Hero ($50)
MP ($38.75)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $2, 3 folds, BB raises to $6.25, Hero calls $4.25.

Flop: ($12.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $12.75, Hero bets $43.25, BB calls $30.50.

Turn: ($98.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($98.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $98.25

Results in white below: 
BB has Ad Kh (two pair, kings and twos).
Hero has 9d 9s (two pair, nines and twos).
Outcome: BB wins $98.25. 

Edit: I'm down over a buy-in today, thanks to this hand and these:

AQs < A2o AIPF
AA < Q2s, runner runner flush, 2/3 of his stack in on flop and turn

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I guess this is why: JJ on a 742 flop, all-in against his A7o and I actually hold (J on turn was nice).

kabouter · #**759** 01-18-2007, 05:20 PM

Pff I've had it, I'm gonna blow some money on 100nl and then I'm gonna quit playing poker...

$#^#$&@

EMc · #**760** 01-18-2007, 05:26 PM

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This is pretty standard right? I'm getting kinda retarded here lately.

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
BTN: $48.25
SB: $28.2
BB: $7.55
UTG: $84.50
Hero (MP): $49
CO: $49.95

Preflop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A

($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2, CO folds, BTN calls $2, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN calls $3.50

Turn: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [Q

] ($11.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

River: 6

K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q

[3

] ($25.75, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $11, Hero calls $11

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i wouldn't call the turn bet standard, but i'd play pf, flop and river the same

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Turn is a check and see what villain does situation.

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I think the turn bet is ok.

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