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Old 02-15-2007, 04:34 AM
The Yugoslavian The Yugoslavian is offline
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

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Is it fair for me to get her to tell me why and how she became attracted to me even though she may not actually realize she is yet?

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What is your motivation for doing this? You say you want to cut off the attraction, but yet you want her to acknowledge it. Why? Probably because you want her to profess her love and take you to a hotel room against your will.

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No it's not that I want her to profess anything. I simply want to pump her for knowledge so I can analyze what I was doing Sat night better.

Also, she's going to have a hard time getting me to a hotel room since I outweigh her by at least 80lbs.

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Old 02-15-2007, 04:36 AM
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Ok, blame FeNeF and Yugo.

Basically I took a [censored], went to wipe and apparently didn't realize there was still a big gooey turd hanging on. So I just ended up smooshing this big piece of poo that was the consistency of thick peanut butter all over my ass. It took about 10 minutes, a roll of TP and a washcloth that's going straight to the trash - to clean it all up.

I'm going to take a shower as soon as the smell clears out. Ugh.

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From now on, stick to just posting bad beats.
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:38 AM
The Yugoslavian The Yugoslavian is offline
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

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Hotel has 27 bucks (25 to hotel, 2 to bellhop), men have 3 bucks.
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Wtf, that thing was so dumb.

Meh, I edited and put it in white anyway...so dumb, *shakes head*.

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Old 02-15-2007, 04:42 AM
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

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Ok, blame FeNeF and Yugo.

Basically I took a [censored], went to wipe and apparently didn't realize there was still a big gooey turd hanging on. So I just ended up smooshing this big piece of poo that was the consistency of thick peanut butter all over my ass. It took about 10 minutes, a roll of TP and a washcloth that's going straight to the trash - to clean it all up.

I'm going to take a shower as soon as the smell clears out. Ugh.

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From now on, stick to just posting bad beats.

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This isn't a bad beat?

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Old 02-15-2007, 04:43 AM
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suzzer needs potty training [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:45 AM
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

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Ok, blame FeNeF and Yugo.

Basically I took a [censored], went to wipe and apparently didn't realize there was still a big gooey turd hanging on. So I just ended up smooshing this big piece of poo that was the consistency of thick peanut butter all over my ass. It took about 10 minutes, a roll of TP and a washcloth that's going straight to the trash - to clean it all up.

I'm going to take a shower as soon as the smell clears out. Ugh.

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From now on, stick to just posting bad beats.

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If that's not a bad beat I'm not sure what is.
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:51 AM
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

Btw if someone tried to pull that story on me I'd be like "wtf are you retarded, you can't do simple math IN YOUR OWN STORY YOU [censored] JACKASS."

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Old 02-15-2007, 05:52 AM
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/430074...gure_this_out/

This might be out of line to post here so if I broke any rulse by all mean do whatever you have to do. This had got me thinking and I am hurting myself. I havent gone to check the answer I dont want to. what do you guys think im missind I know it some sort of really obvious answer but it is beond me right now.

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<font color="white">There is no other dollar. The room was $25, they payed $30. Getting only $3 back, they had $27. The other two dollars the bellhop kept would have reduced the $27 to the proper $25.</font>
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:59 AM
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/430074...gure_this_out/

This might be out of line to post here so if I broke any rulse by all mean do whatever you have to do. This had got me thinking and I am hurting myself. I havent gone to check the answer I dont want to. what do you guys think im missind I know it some sort of really obvious answer but it is beond me right now.

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<font color="white">There is no other dollar. The room was $25, they payed $30. Getting only $3 back, they had $27. The other two dollars the bellhop kept would have reduced the $27 to the proper $25.</font>

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i got in one of the most drawn out arguments ive ever had with an intelligent person about this... he kept insisting it was a mathematical anomaly despite the fact that i explained it to him several times... i now question how intelligent that guy is...
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:01 AM
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

Brag : Nobody cares but I think things just clicked for me in the last few days. It is a good feeling.

Thanks to you, all.
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