SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[tufat23]

its my flatmates bday party in 30mins. wtf do i get her

[kolotoure]

How have you not got her something already?

[tufat23]

she means so much to me, that i left it to the 14th hr


edit: was gonna get a framed picture, then my other flatmate said no, since we're trying to phase her out.

variance: bringing in a hotter girl to replace her

[plan9]

Note expert use of the minbet after expert call:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
6 Players
Lego Poker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $19
BB: $76.50
<font color="black">Hero (UTG): $100</font>
MP: $108.55
CO: $109.70
BTN: $99.50

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1.50, 6 Players)
Hero raises to $3.50, MP folds, CO folds, BTN folds, SB calls $3, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($8, 2 Players)
SB bets $1, Hero raises to $11, SB calls $10

<font color="black">Turn:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($30, 2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, SB raises all-in to $4.50, Hero calls $3.50

<font color="black">River:</font> 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($39, 2 Players - 1 All-In)
No Action

Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Fives) and won (+$18.05)
SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Fives) and lost (-$19)

Pot Size: $39 ($1.95 Rake)

Guy: "Free monies"
FT: "ORLY?"

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
5 Players
Lego Poker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
<font color="black">Hero (SB): $160.65</font>
BB: $68.90
UTG: $42.60
CO: $101.50
BTN: $25.80

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1.50, 5 Players)
UTG calls $1, CO folds, BTN folds, Hero calls $0.50, BB raises to $4, UTG calls $3, Hero calls $3

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($12, 3 Players)
Hero bets $8, BB raises all-in to $64.90, UTG folds, Hero calls $56.90

<font color="black">Turn:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($141.80, 2 Players - 1 All-In)
No Action

<font color="black">River:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($141.80, 2 Players - 1 All-In)
No Action

BB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and won (+$69.90)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and lost (-$68.90)

Pot Size: $141.80 ($3 Rake)

[kolotoure]

You're so shallow

[SpecT]

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edit: was gonna get a framed picture, then my other flatmate said no, since we're trying to phase her out.

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i lol'ed... and yeh, i agree with kolo here

[bpc009]

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she means so much to me, that i left it to the 14th hr


edit: was gonna get a framed picture, then my other flatmate said no, since we're trying to phase her out.

variance: bringing in a hotter girl to replace her

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a mediocre bottle of wine. it says nothing, it means nothing, but is not completely nothing.

[kolotoure]

BJgirls dad asked me what my job is. What should I have said?

[Ratamahatta]

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BJgirls dad asked me what my job is. What should I have said?

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Astronaut obv

[AndyP]

She looks cute Kilillan, good luck.