SSNL [LIFE] THREAD JULY

[kolotoure]

and how many girls have you got while you've been gone

[Jay Riall]

Goofy - how long you in Europe for? I'm out there in like 3 weeks.

[ThePuma]

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-Going out to party alone (lol nofriendsaments) and still managing to hook up with a 22 yr old USA sloot. American women are easier than I thought. Is this just a Vegas thing?

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TR plz.

Also, I'm in Prague and the girls here are siiiiiiiick hot. I don't think there's such a thing as a "fatty" in the Czech Republic. Also, poker players here are awful, and I played last night in the juiciest 200-400 crown ($10-$20) limit game on the planet and lost a bunch to suckouts before switching to 100-100 PLHE ($5-$5) and pwning, finishing up 3,700 crowns ($185) on the night after being very close to busto. One of the dealers was female and just gorgeous, and two of the cocktail waitresses were stunning; one looked just like ScarJo, but with black hair and a petite body, and she seemed to walk around with a little smile permanently attached to her lips. Just stunning.

Also, I'm not surprised that in the time I've been gone Kolo hasn't done a god damn thing.

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Bang?

[Kilillan]

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Lol trying to compete with Asian people in academia sounds like a really, really bad idea.

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you forget I'm half chinese.

I got all these textbooks today.
I have to finish them all by 2 1/2 months.
on top of my 8 hours of school + working at 7/11.

I feel japanese already.

[Wolfram]

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-Going out to party alone (lol nofriendsaments) and still managing to hook up with a 22 yr old USA sloot. American women are easier than I thought. Is this just a Vegas thing?

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TR plz.


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It's friday. I'm playing 1/2 at the MGM (where I was staying) and my buddy Robert decides to head up to the room. He said he wasn't feeling to well. I head up to the room around midnight to change clothes and try to convince him that we should go out and party, but he's already fallen asleep (I guess he really was sick).

I think to myslef [censored] this, I'll just go out alone.

I change and then go downstairs to the round bar sitting next to the poker room. Head up to the bar and order a 7-and-Seven. After a couple of mins. this really hot blonde with a great rack steps up to the bar next to me, along with her friend. It was pretty crowded so she has to squeeze up to me. She was wiggling to the music and seemed to be in a good mood.

I figure I should make my move now, but chicken out (I hate being wingman-less). After a little while, she asks me for an ice cube from my glass. I stupidly offer her the glass, but she says "no you get it" which I do. Some annoying guy is continually blathering to her and I comment "your friend is really loud", "oh, he's not my friend". I freeze up and can't think of anything else to say and after getting her drinks she leaves. Bleh.

I figure to hell with this, I'm much better on the dance floor anyways, so I head out to the Taboo lounge. The line isn't to bad, but I stupidly decide to shoot some craps for a little while so I can get free coctails and get a bit more tipsy before I go in. This turns out to be a -EV move (thanks alot EMc). I lose $100 and the coctail waitress hasn't even come back with my order.

Finally I'm in the club. Order a tequila shot and another 7-and-Seven. The club is actually pretty cool. Plenty of hot women, pretty good House music, and a lot of people dancing and haing a great time. I start feeling it to, so I head to the dance floor and do my thing. I start dancing with this one group of girls but am not really interested in them.

There's a black guy on the floor that's dancing with a lot of the women there, and for some reason he decides to high five me. After a little while, he walks up to me and asks me "which girls do you like?". I'm like wtf, but think whatever and point to a pair of girls that look pretty nice.

He instantly drags me to them and starts grinding on one of the girls. I quickly follow suit. The girls quickly get into it as well. He leaves, so I'm left alone with them. I start chatting to the thinner blond one and we go to the bar to get some drinks. We go back to the dance floor and the blonde goes over to a group of friends so I'm dancing with the brunette now. She's curvy and cute and has a great rack. After a short while I make my move (eye contact, move in closer, wait a bit and then bamm... liplock). We head over to the back of the bar and start making out on a couch.

It's around 4am by now, and a bouncer taps my shoulder. He says we have to go. I wasn't sure if it was because it was closing time already or if it was because I was going to far with the girl there (only had my hand inside her bra by then).

We meet up with the blonde outside Taboo and she has apparently found herself another guy for the evening. There's some discussion on what we should do next, and being the genius I am I ask them if they have any alcohol in their room. Of course they do, and on we go.

They ask me what I'm doing there and I say I'm playing poker. "Are you winning?", "no I'm down about 2 grand". "Wooow!!!". I feel balla-ish.

Back at their room, we split up into two beds, and the girls start up a movie. No, not pron, just Blades of Glory. I notice that the other couple has disappeared under the sheets so I figure "when in Rome"...

After finishing off the other guy instantly leaves, but I'm such a romeo that I sleep over. Plus, I wan't teh morning secks. Sadly my dream of a threesome did not come true, but having sex with another hot girl sleeping in the next bed was pretty hot.

[kolotoure]

I think it is time to write Micki a letter

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kolo,
your not serious are you?

[kolotoure]

Yes because any time I am around her I totally freeze up

[Worm75]

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Yes because any time I am around her I totally freeze up

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Please don't for all our sakes!!!

Seriously kolo, you are not even going to be around here for that much longer. And she obviously digs you a little bit....girls like guys to have some balls in this situation, and nothing is goin turn her off more than you not having the nuts to tell her that you are into her, without the aid of a letter.

[kolotoure]

I know that I should ask her out but she makes me too nervous to do it