Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[Jay Riall]

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lol bag of dicks.

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[jalexand42]

Anyone with a bunch of stars points want to buy me something from the store?

Looking for 60-120k ish probably. PM me with what you'd want for them.

[HEK]

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donkaments can eat a bag of dicks

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[tagtastic]

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donkaments can eat a bag of dicks

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Every single time I've played an mtt I've regretted it.

So, I stopped.

[LegallyBlind]

set over set 300bbs deep against a tilting player...i'll take this as a moral victory


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $1597.70
UTG+1: $1169.05
CO: $550.95
Button: $645
SB: $378
BB: $384

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $16</font>, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($50, 3 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $32</font>, UTG+1 calls, BB folds.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($114, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $52</font>, Hero calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($218, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $200</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $540</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1298
Hero showed 6c 6h
UTG+1 showed 7s 7h

[AceCR9]

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Anyone with a bunch of stars points want to buy me something from the store?

Looking for 60-120k ish probably. PM me with what you'd want for them.

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anyone with this much can just use concierge serive most likely and so probably would be a bad deal for them unless you gave them greater than 62 pts = $1

[billyjex]

UGH DONKAMENTS CAN SUCK A BAG OF DICKS

FIRST HAND OF FTOPS 1K FT

NOW ALL U [censored] KNOW MY SCREENNAME, 3-BET ME AT WILL JACKASSES CAUSE I'M A NIT

Seat 1: CalBandGreat (954,399)
Seat 2: cheesemonster (130,471)
Seat 3: Lutteur (301,594)
Seat 4: agent007 (281,758)
Seat 5: DF_Newbie (456,628)
Seat 6: SteadyCash (62,355)
Seat 7: PlzWarnMe (222,347)
Seat 8: caressmedown (110,683)
Seat 9: eatschips (203,765)
CalBandGreat antes 1,000
cheesemonster antes 1,000
agent007 antes 1,000
DF_Newbie antes 1,000
SteadyCash antes 1,000
PlzWarnMe antes 1,000
caressmedown antes 1,000
eatschips antes 1,000
agent007 posts the small blind of 5,000
DF_Newbie posts the big blind of 10,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Qd Qh]
SteadyCash folds
PlzWarnMe folds
caressmedown raises to 109,683, and is all in
eatschips folds
CalBandGreat folds
cheesemonster folds
agent007 folds
DF_Newbie calls 99,683
caressmedown shows [Qd Qh]
DF_Newbie shows [8h 8c]
*** FLOP *** [4d Jc 9c]
*** TURN *** [4d Jc 9c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [4d Jc 9c Ac] [6c]
caressmedown shows a pair of Queens
DF_Newbie shows a flush, Ace high
DF_Newbie wins the pot (232,366) with a flush, Ace high
caressmedown stands up
*** SUMMARY ***

ANYONE WHO SAYS "WELL, 15K IS STILL A NICE SCORE," GETS A [censored] IGNORE

[okayplayer]

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im gonna [censored] stab twin caracas when i see him...

maybe not but what an idiot he is...calls a 2k shove preflop with T8. Hits str8 obv.


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Yeah, it's been a while since I'd plaed twin, but he was even more retarded today, and managed to suck out in all 3pots we got all in with, the best being him pushing JTs UTG (for 120BBs) over my re-raise (QQ) and rivering a str8.

What an unreal night. Ran so bad had 3 set over sets all over 100BBs, down 11.5k in first half, but I managed to come back to be down ~$600.

[skier_5]

who said the games were dead

[jfish]

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wow thats awesome. was it intended to be a bluff?

also donkaments can eat a bag of dicks, both now and forevermore.

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lol yea it was. i played it REALLY bad, i was tired and not thinking too much.

edit: agree on the donkaments statement.