Never Trust Anyone

[RikaKazak]

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I'm amazed at the gullibility of most of the people on this thread.

We have a 20-something female sharing hotel rooms with a 50-something poker player and you people believe her when she says she gave HIM money. LOL.

I know this is an internet message board populated mostly by typical "internet nerds," but surely you can't all be this naive.

Even if you're silly enough to believe her story, my guess is Franklin spent far more money than $12,000 on her in return. How much did he spend on buy-ins and other expenses? Where was she getting her spending money while all this was going on? Come on people. This girl didn't just come out of a convent.

The reality here is probably something more like she's just pissed that the 50-something sugar-daddy has moved on to a newer 20-something female and cut her money off. This is her revenge and most of you nit-wits are buying it.

And anyone who believes Brandi would be "shocked" by a naked man in her bed hasn't met her.

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QFT

[tuq]

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blackjack, every time you post in this thread Jesus puts his penis on the back of a kitten. PLEASE, THINK OF THE KITTENS!!!1

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There ya go! -Penis on the back- has so much potential.

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Meh, instead of trying to be cute I should have simply said "STFU, PLEASE".

[blackjack777]

At least you said please.

[Brown Thumb]

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Who is going to make the new version?

Brandy, You're a Fine Girl, by Kenny Chesney

There's a port, on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes
There's a girl in this harbor town
And she works laying whiskey down
They say Brandy fetch another round
She serves them whiskey and wine.

The sailors say
"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea."

Brandy wears a braided chain
Made of finer silver from the north of spain
A locket that bears the name of man that Brandy loves
He came on a summer's day
Bringing gifts from far a way
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home.

The sailors say
"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea."




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Brandi, You're a Trip By Brown Thumb

There's a card room, in Tennessee
Were she plays hundreds of hands for free,
Lonely sailors stop in then go away
But their Captain is here to stay.
There's a girl in this little town
And she cannot lay her gutshots down
They say Brandi buy another rack,
If your broke, take a Lil' Captain in the back.

The rounders say
"Brandi, you're a fine girl
but a good wife you could never be
How can I have a wife that steals from me?

Brandi wears a braided chain
To remind her of the Captain's purple vein.
The day she had her aces cracked, and got a poke right in the back.
He came on a summer's day
He came again, then went astray.
But he made it clear he wouldn't pay
Now her Beamers' towed away.

The rounders say
"Brandi, you're a fine girl
but a good wife you could never be
when your crotch smells like Chicken of the Sea.

[DoinSublime]

Thank You Brown Thumb. Well done.

[Messiahkid]

Can someone summarize this thread please?

[Tom1975]

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Brandi wears a braided chain
To remind her of the Captain's purple vein.

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This is where I lost it. Best one yet.

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Brandi wears a braided chain
To remind her of the Captain's purple vein.

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This is where I lost it. Best one yet.

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That was also my favorite until the final line, which was sheer brilliance.

[valenzuela]

blackjack you a terrible, terrible poster. One would think u would stop but NO, u keep posting some horrible stuff.

[458 Lott]

New book coming out in 2007

The Captain
The Crackhead
And The Suicide Queen