**Official uNL Microbrew thread: May**

[pmw]

worst day i had at 10nl ever:
2 set over sets , two straights against rivered flush, one straight against a rivered fullhouse + one set over flush on the river...

[Vyse]

im playing NL 10 now and i started at 92 and am at 138 the past 30 min. some guy is going in full stack w/ literally every hand. he gave me 3 BI

[Vyse]

Wtf is up with short stacks betting .10? Wtf does that even mean?

[Vyse]

I ended up taking 8-9 BI off the guy. Dude was insane. For almost an hour he just went all in for $10, rebought, did it again, etc.

[wildzer0]

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I ended up taking 8-9 BI off the guy. Dude was insane. For almost an hour he just went all in for $10, rebought, did it again, etc.

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I do that once in a while when I'm tilting (usually at 5nl) hardcore - the funny thing is how much the other players at the table berate me. If some idiot is donating riduclously, you would think the players at the table would keep their mouths shut

[Everlong]

Pablo Fransisco: One man, one session of poker - one hundred percent tilt. This summer Everlong berates fish...

If I don't get my chat revoked today I am probably immune.

[kaz2107]

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welp pretty sick day. i watched RAPTOR play all tha way from 5/10 up to 100/200 and learned a lot. saw him call a decent sized river bet with K high and our hand was good and also a funny hand where we raise with trash and hit trips. we bet and then make a small 3 bet. right after he makes his small 3 bet with trips he immediatly says "ok now u shove with ur flush draw" and sure enough dude shoves his bare flush draw for 100bbs more and we turbo call and our hand was good again. it was super sick watchin him play

then my best friend (bonafone) killed tha 10/20 short handed games and had his best day ever. so it was a pretty eventfull day to say the least. too bad tomorow i have to make a 12 hour drive back to colorado

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Im really curious, why do you always type "well" as "welp"? At first I thought it was a typo but its literally every time... no offense man Im really rackin my brains here [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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lololololol
its from dumb and dumber u nube

when lloyd walks out of the convient store and is like "big gulps ehhh? .... WELP see ya later" so i just always say welp lol

[wildzer0]

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Pablo Fransisco: One man, one session of poker - one hundred percent tilt. This summer Everlong berates fish...

If I don't get my chat revoked today I am probably immune.

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I once told someone I was going to show up at their house dressed like batman and poop in their mailbox. I had my chat voluntarily revoked after that. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

The funny thing was that I saw someone use a variation of that like a year later.I can't remember, maybe I stole it from someone [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[losingdonkey]

great hand to get my AA losing streak started

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.01/$0.02 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $4.86</u>
<u>hero (BB): $1.97</u>
UTG: $6.46
CO: $1.49
<u>BTN: $1.72</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $0.04</font>, SB calls $0.03, <font color="red">hero raises to $0.20</font>, BTN calls $0.16, SB calls $0.16

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($0.60) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">hero bets $0.40</font>, BTN calls $0.40, SB calls $0.40

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($1.80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, hero checks, BTN checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($1.80) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.94</font>, <font color="red">hero raises all-in to $1.37</font>, BTN calls all-in for $1.12, SB calls $0.43
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to hero

Pot Size: $5.66 ($0.25 Rake)

BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$3.19)
SB had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$1.97)
hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Kings) and LOST (-$1.47)

[Keys Myaths]

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great hand to get my AA losing streak started

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.01/$0.02 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $4.86</u>
<u>hero (BB): $1.97</u>
UTG: $6.46
CO: $1.49
<u>BTN: $1.72</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $0.04</font>, SB calls $0.03, <font color="red">hero raises to $0.20</font>, BTN calls $0.16, SB calls $0.16

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($0.60) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">hero bets $0.40</font>, BTN calls $0.40, SB calls $0.40

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($1.80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, hero checks, BTN checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($1.80) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.94</font>, <font color="red">hero raises all-in to $1.37</font>, BTN calls all-in for $1.12, SB calls $0.43
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to hero

Pot Size: $5.66 ($0.25 Rake)

BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$3.19)
SB had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$1.97)
hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Kings) and LOST (-$1.47)

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That's a BBJ in a lot of casinos.

Congrats! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]